Nasty joke.....?!
Question: Nasty joke!.!.!.!.!.!?
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing!. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell!. "What a way to die!."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms!.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck!?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast!.
So, he dropped her!.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her!. "Do you screw!?" he asked!.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself!.
He dropped her, too!.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance!. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor!. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic!.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms!.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck!?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast!.
So, he dropped her!.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her!. "Do you screw!?" he asked!.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself!.
He dropped her, too!.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance!. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor!. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic!.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
exactly what I needed - a good, nasty laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha !.!.!.
thanks for making me smile !.!.!.
perhaps the man on the eighth floor is a priest !.!.!. hehe
and the poor husband, too afraid to be f***** in his a** !.!.!. hehe
really nice joke !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for making me smile !.!.!.
perhaps the man on the eighth floor is a priest !.!.!. hehe
and the poor husband, too afraid to be f***** in his a** !.!.!. hehe
really nice joke !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOWOWOW those r some funny 1s and u deserve a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha I've heard these before, but they're still both really funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.!.!.nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
a nice jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get the i suck and i screw part!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Either I don't get it, or it's a **** joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com