Are these ok for the kids?!


Question: Are these ok for the kids!?
One day, a chicken walked into a library!. He said, "Book, book!" and the librarian said, "I know you want a book!."
So she gave the chicken a book and it walked out!. In two minutes he came back, got another book and went again!. This happened for two days non-stop!. On the third day, the librarian followed the chicken, past the zoo, past the shops, to the park and to the pond!. In the middle of the pond, on a lily pad, sat a frog!. The chicken offered the book to the frog saying, "Book, book," and the frog replied, "Read it, read it!!"



What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a dozen eggs!?
A very hairy omelet!.


Q:Why didn't the Irishman want to become a comedian!?
A: He was afraid people would laugh at him!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs!?
A: A legless dog!

There were once three men, & they visited a magic slide, where whatever you said while going down it, you landed in!. So the first man went down and yelled 'GOLD', and he landed in gold!. Then the second man went down and yelled 'SILVER', and he landed in silver!. The third man did not know that you landed in whatever you said, and as he was going down he yelled 'WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'

Q: Why did the plane crash!?
A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: Why did Freddie fall off his bike!?
A: Because Freddie was a fish!

Q: Why did Bobby fall off his bike!?
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him!

Q: Why did the man drown!?
A: Because he had no arms or legs!

Q: How do you see a flying saucer!?
A: Trip up the waiter!

Q: Why did the bus blow up!?
A: Because it had a bomb in it!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
funny !.!.!.some are hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why was the little boy afraid to open the refridgerator!?
He didn't want to see the salad dressing!.

How do you fix an instrument under water!?
Ask a tuna fish for help!.

What do you call a cow with now legs!?
Ground beef!.

What do you call a cow that dances!?
Milk shake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You can make a decision as good as us, and you even better cause you know the kids youre tellin the joke to!. also, no, theyre not good for the kids coz theyre all either a) not funny or b) complex, so the kids wont get them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ummm it depends cuz ummm i'm 12 and figured out there's no pont to this thing and they might probebly not get the idea of this so i think u should get them something else to read cuz this is really umm wat can i say probebly pointless! but i can give u a website with kids jokes! i'm sure they'll like http://kids!.yahoo!.com/jokes!. it's a sight full of jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com

To be brutally honest these mostly suck - i also think you are bordering on audacity and sheer disgustingness with the last one!. I think you could unknowingly or naively upset a lot of people!. Unless you realise that in which case you are SICK!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

well i think these 'jokes' (if that's what you call them) are suitable for kids!.
i dont think they should be labelled jokes as they are not funny!.!. well except the 3 guys and the gold, silver and wee one!.
sorry dude :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

well none will find these funny on here but i suppose a child with a very undeveloped mind and no comprehension of a good joke would appreciate them, sureWww@Enter-QA@Com

yes most are ok ( i wouldn't use the bus/bomb one or the one about the man with no arms and legs)!.!.!. although the kids may not understand the remainig jokes!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't mean to be harsh, but I have a 7 year old sister, and I doubt even she would laugh at those!.!.!. No offense, but those where horrible!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not if you want to make them laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i think the one about the man drowning because he had no arms or legs is actually quite offensive!. I know children would find it funny but its really not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

umm wtf!? these jokes were no where near funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

yawn !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

these ain't funny get a lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com

yesWww@Enter-QA@Com

go get a lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com

yeahWww@Enter-QA@Com

the last couple just dont make any senseWww@Enter-QA@Com

I love the first one, but the rest of them are really stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the fist two are ok!.!.!.the rest i wouldnt recomend for kids!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I suppose they could be but most of them dont really make much sence!. My son would just look at you silly!. How old are the kids!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

If you want to know my oppinion , I think they are all pretty stupid !Www@Enter-QA@Com



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