Did you know That You know you are in Texas when...?!
Question: Did you know That You know you are in Texas when!.!.!.!?
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground!.
The trees are whistling for the dogs!.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance!.
Hot water now comes out of both taps!.
You can make sun tea instantly!.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly!.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car!.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window!.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door!.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a!.m!.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death!?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state!.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to
do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper!.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs!.
The cows are giving evaporated milk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The trees are whistling for the dogs!.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance!.
Hot water now comes out of both taps!.
You can make sun tea instantly!.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly!.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car!.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window!.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door!.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a!.m!.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death!?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state!.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to
do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper!.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs!.
The cows are giving evaporated milk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahaha!.!.!.i think i will be in my city in june!.!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
BrilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLZ!
loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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oh
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interesting
have a star!.!.!.i guess
5/5Www@Enter-QA@Com
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interesting
have a star!.!.!.i guess
5/5Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Good ones mate!.!!!
Cheers!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones mate!.!!!
Cheers!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com