What do retired people do all day? Just wondering if you've heard anything e!
Question: What do retired people do all day!? Just wondering if you've heard anything else that retired people might do!?
This is a joke:
Someone sent this to me and I thought it was funny!
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting!. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop!. We were only in there for about 5 minutes!.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket!. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break!?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket!. I called him a Dumbass!. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!.
So Mary called him a shithead!. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first!. Then he started writing a third ticket!. This went on for about 20 minutes!. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote!.
Personally, we didn't care!. We came into town by bus!.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired!. It's important at our ageWww@Enter-QA@Com
Someone sent this to me and I thought it was funny!
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting!. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop!. We were only in there for about 5 minutes!.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket!. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break!?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket!. I called him a Dumbass!. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!.
So Mary called him a shithead!. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first!. Then he started writing a third ticket!. This went on for about 20 minutes!. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote!.
Personally, we didn't care!. We came into town by bus!.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired!. It's important at our ageWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL! I'll have to remember that when I get old! HaHa! Funny! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I sent this to my son, a few months back, his reply was that is sounded just like me!.
I've often been asked, "what do you old guys do now that you're retired!?"
Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, bourbon, and martinis into urine!.
And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've often been asked, "what do you old guys do now that you're retired!?"
Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, bourbon, and martinis into urine!.
And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW!
That's very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funnier than he**!. Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those poor people with the car! That is kind of funny though!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmao
told my mom and she laughedWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmao
told my mom and she laughedWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's a good one, I needed this at this time of morning!.
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
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