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Question: Is THIS A GOOD ONE!?>!.!.!.!?
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Marine are all working
together one day!. They come across a lantern !.!.!.!.!.
And a Genie pops out of it!. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes in total', says the Genie!.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm!. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada !.'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile
for farming!.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine ,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our
precious land!.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around
those countries!.
The Marine says, 'I am very curious!. Please tell me more about this wall!.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country!. Nothing can get
in or out; it's virtually impenetrable!.'
The Marine sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
together one day!. They come across a lantern !.!.!.!.!.
And a Genie pops out of it!. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes in total', says the Genie!.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm!. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada !.'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile
for farming!.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine ,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our
precious land!.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around
those countries!.
The Marine says, 'I am very curious!. Please tell me more about this wall!.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country!. Nothing can get
in or out; it's virtually impenetrable!.'
The Marine sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
WOW silly marines!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretty clever actually! haha!
i had no idea it was coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i had no idea it was coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it's funny, but it's also kinda mean!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha tats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol that Marine is very Clever!.xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
its funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanx! i like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'd say fill it with water, HALF FULL
so swimming out is no longer an option :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
so swimming out is no longer an option :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Clever, but not too funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good!. lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
I agree with LGirlWww@Enter-QA@Com