EVER HEARD THIS JOKE?... {awesome joke}?!
Question: EVER HEARD THIS JOKE!?!.!.!. {awesome joke}!?
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St!. Peter!.
“So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife!?”
“None!. I had a perfect marriage!.”
“Great,” says Peter!. “You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes!. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife!?”
“Only twice, I think,” says the second guy!.
“Okay!. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac!. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife!?”
“12 times!. Maybe 13,” says the third guy!.
“Okay,” says Peter!. “You get a rusty Ford!.”
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying!.
“What’s wrong!?”
“I just saw my wife and she was riding a bike!!!"
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“So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife!?”
“None!. I had a perfect marriage!.”
“Great,” says Peter!. “You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes!. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife!?”
“Only twice, I think,” says the second guy!.
“Okay!. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac!. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife!?”
“12 times!. Maybe 13,” says the third guy!.
“Okay,” says Peter!. “You get a rusty Ford!.”
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying!.
“What’s wrong!?”
“I just saw my wife and she was riding a bike!!!"
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lol, a bike is better than a donkey thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is hilarious!
this is a good joke 2!.!.!.
a guy dies and goes to heaven, and as hes standing at the pearly white gates, he sees a wall with tons of clocks on it!. moses comes up, and the man askes moses, "what are all these clocks here for!?"
moses says, "these are lie clocks!. everytime someone on earth lies, their clock moves once!. Abraham lincolns clock has only moved twice!. mother teresas clock has never moved!."
so the man starts looking around, and he askes "where is hilary clintons clock!?"
moses says, "its in jesus's study!. he uses it as a celing fan!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is a good joke 2!.!.!.
a guy dies and goes to heaven, and as hes standing at the pearly white gates, he sees a wall with tons of clocks on it!. moses comes up, and the man askes moses, "what are all these clocks here for!?"
moses says, "these are lie clocks!. everytime someone on earth lies, their clock moves once!. Abraham lincolns clock has only moved twice!. mother teresas clock has never moved!."
so the man starts looking around, and he askes "where is hilary clintons clock!?"
moses says, "its in jesus's study!. he uses it as a celing fan!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHa!
Upon entering the parly gates the woman asked St Peter if he knew her husband Charlie who had passed three months ago after an illness!.
St Peter asks her if there is anything that could help identify him!.
Well, he told me that he would turn over in his grave if I cheated on him!.
St Peter says: "Oh, you mean Cartwheel Charlie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Upon entering the parly gates the woman asked St Peter if he knew her husband Charlie who had passed three months ago after an illness!.
St Peter asks her if there is anything that could help identify him!.
Well, he told me that he would turn over in his grave if I cheated on him!.
St Peter says: "Oh, you mean Cartwheel Charlie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get it so the wife was cheating on the husband more, because she is riding a bike!. The more you cheat on the person the ugly your vehicle looks!. okay!. LOL
Niice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Niice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
tyhe answer is!.!.
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you missed it !.!.!.!.!. go back up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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you missed it !.!.!.!.!. go back up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Another joke, help this lady find her dog, it is trying to get to the couch to take a nap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another joke, help this lady find her dog, it is trying to get to the couch to take a nap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohh! hahaahah i get it!
i read it and i was like "huh!?" but now i get it!.
that's a good one!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i read it and i was like "huh!?" but now i get it!.
that's a good one!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard that joke in Nigeria seriously!Www@Enter-QA@Com
roflmao! i've never heard that one before!.!.!. i think the closest i've heard to that one is the duck/pink cloud joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaahahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no i had never heard this joke
it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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haha wow!. that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rofl sorry but i have to send this to my friends XD (with your name of course)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! =D
classic!!!!
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classic!!!!
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Not really!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i like that:)
never heard it beforeeWww@Enter-QA@Com
never heard it beforeeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I guess I'll be pulling a rickshawWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah I know it!. Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cool!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah it's an oldieWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!! I LIKE IT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's too funny! Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that is funny!.!.!.thanx!Www@Enter-QA@Com