Is This Satan Joke Funny?!
Question: Is This Satan Joke Funny!?
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking!. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church!. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate!.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence!.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am!?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do!."
"Aren't you afraid of me!?" Satan asked!.
"Nope, sure ain't!." said the man!.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word!?" asked Satan!.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone!.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity!?" persisted Satan!.
"Yep," was the calm reply!.
"And you're still not afraid!?" asked Satan!.
"Nope," said the old man!.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me!?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence!.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am!?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do!."
"Aren't you afraid of me!?" Satan asked!.
"Nope, sure ain't!." said the man!.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word!?" asked Satan!.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone!.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity!?" persisted Satan!.
"Yep," was the calm reply!.
"And you're still not afraid!?" asked Satan!.
"Nope," said the old man!.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me!?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha!.!.!.why only one man !.!.!.!.i know more than one who should be with him !.!.!.!.LOL!.!.!.thanks for good laugh Steve!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was funny!. Toward the end I started to guess, i bet he's going to say he's married!.
It's funny that he says to his sister :-PWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's funny that he says to his sister :-PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, it's hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Har, harharharWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!. yeah!.!.I think it's funny!.!.cause I know alot of people like the "sister"
But be careful who you tell it to, it may offend ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
But be careful who you tell it to, it may offend ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stupid!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not really!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not reallyWww@Enter-QA@Com
old joke(yawn)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it before, still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, LOL funny, thumbs up my friend, thxWww@Enter-QA@Com
This joke is hilarious, I gotta tell this one to my Dad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, it was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good Steve, I must have been married to one of her sisters!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes! very much so! lol! (here it comes) ROFLOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's alright!.!.!. just obvious what the punchline is going to be!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked it! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
not unless you eat lots of butterWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would have changed the punch line to, you may try to scare me but i already know where u are going!. read Revelations!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good joke man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com