Joke - Where Do You Keep Yours?!
Question: Joke - Where Do You Keep Yours!?
I was a very happy man!. My wonderful girlfriend & I had been dating for over a year & so we decided to get married!. There was only one little thing bothering me!.!.!.it was her beautiful younger sister!.
My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts & generally was braless!. She would regularly bend down when she was near me & I always got more than a nice view!. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else!.
One day this 'little' sister called & asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations!. She was alone when I arrived & she whispered to me that she had feelings & desires for me that she couldn't overcome!. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married & committed my life to her sister!.
Well, I was in total shock & couldn't say a word!. She said 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom & if you want one last wild fling, just come up & get me!.
I was stunned & frozen in shock & I watched her go up the stairs!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts & generally was braless!. She would regularly bend down when she was near me & I always got more than a nice view!. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else!.
One day this 'little' sister called & asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations!. She was alone when I arrived & she whispered to me that she had feelings & desires for me that she couldn't overcome!. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married & committed my life to her sister!.
Well, I was in total shock & couldn't say a word!. She said 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom & if you want one last wild fling, just come up & get me!.
I was stunned & frozen in shock & I watched her go up the stairs!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ive heard it before but still very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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right!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com