Irish Lubricant, good idea or not?!
Question: Irish Lubricant, good idea or not!?
Way down in the back of beyond in Ireland, Murph's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come!. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby!. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said, "Hey, Murphy! You just had you a son! Ain't dat grand!!"
Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl!. He said, "Hey, Murphy! You got you a daughter!!!! She a pretty lil ting, too!."
Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Murphy, you just had yourself another boy!"
Murphy said to the doctor, "Doc, what caused all of dem babies!?"
The doctor said, "You never know Murphy, it was probably something that happened during conception!."
Murphy said, "Ah yeah, during conception!."
When Murphy and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil!?"
She said, "Yeah, I remember dat night!.!.!."
Murphy said, "I'll tell you, bye, it's afookin' good ting we didn't use dat WD-40!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl!. He said, "Hey, Murphy! You got you a daughter!!!! She a pretty lil ting, too!."
Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Murphy, you just had yourself another boy!"
Murphy said to the doctor, "Doc, what caused all of dem babies!?"
The doctor said, "You never know Murphy, it was probably something that happened during conception!."
Murphy said, "Ah yeah, during conception!."
When Murphy and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil!?"
She said, "Yeah, I remember dat night!.!.!."
Murphy said, "I'll tell you, bye, it's afookin' good ting we didn't use dat WD-40!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That′s very funny and I loved it!. No doubt the trolls were about last night hence you got pulled for nothing!!. I′ve been there!. Anyway a star for perseverance!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There's twins in my family, and if I use that 3-in-1 oil, I could end up with 6!. And I'm certainly not trying WD-40!. Great joke, really made me chuckle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im irish!. i find this offensive, thats why im reporting you!.
Again!.
you racist scum!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Again!.
you racist scum!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is Excellent Donna!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a laugh!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is Excellent Donna!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a laugh!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
*gg*
why did someone report you for that!?! I don't get it!.!.!.
some people are nuts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did someone report you for that!?! I don't get it!.!.!.
some people are nuts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Urghy!!!
was tat a joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
was tat a joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one ; )
Yahoo answers can be a bunch of Hilters!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yahoo answers can be a bunch of Hilters!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great Love it! xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com