Is this a true story.....conversation with the wife?!

Wife: What would you do if I died!? Would you get married again!?

Conan: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not - don't you like being married!?

Conan: Of course I do!.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry!?

Conan: Okay, I'd get married again!.

Wife: You would!? (With a hurtful look on her face)!.

Conan (Makes audible groan)!.

Wife: Would you live in our house!?

Conan: Sure, it's a great house!.

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed!?

Conan: Where else would we sleep!?

Wife: Would you let her drive my car!?

Conan: Probably, it is almost new!.

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers!?

Conan: That would seem like the proper thing to do!.

Wife: Would she use my golf clubs!?

Conan: No, she's left-handed!.

MY Wife:
- silence - -

Conan
Schitt!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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