'Im fine!!' Do you find this joke funny?!
Question: 'Im fine!!' Do you find this joke funny!?
A farmer named Seamus had a car accident!. In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus!.
'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!?'
asked the solicitor!.
Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened!. I had just
loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the!.!.!.'
'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted!. 'Just
answer the question!. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
'I'm fine!'!?'
Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road!.!.!.!.'
The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at t he scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine!. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client!. I believe he is a fraud!. Please tell him to simply answer the question!.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and
said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favourite cow, Bessie'!.
Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded!. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side!. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other!. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move!.
However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning!. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans!. Shortly after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up!. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her!. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes!.
Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling!?'
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'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!?'
asked the solicitor!.
Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened!. I had just
loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the!.!.!.'
'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted!. 'Just
answer the question!. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
'I'm fine!'!?'
Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road!.!.!.!.'
The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at t he scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine!. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client!. I believe he is a fraud!. Please tell him to simply answer the question!.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and
said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favourite cow, Bessie'!.
Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded!. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side!. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other!. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move!.
However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning!. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans!. Shortly after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up!. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her!. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes!.
Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling!?'
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Answers:
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One of the best I have seen in a long time!.
No question at all, in those circumstances that was the best thing to say!.!.!.maybe the ONLY thing to say!.
Thanks for that one!.
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One of the best I have seen in a long time!.
No question at all, in those circumstances that was the best thing to say!.!.!.maybe the ONLY thing to say!.
Thanks for that one!.
!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahhahahahh thats really funny and to the people that don't get it is the policeman had just shot the cow in the head because it wasn't in good condition and he thought if he said he said he was terrible he would be shotWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very Funny!.
Always nice to read a funny joke on Monday to start the week off!. Thanks!. Have a star and a great day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Always nice to read a funny joke on Monday to start the week off!. Thanks!. Have a star and a great day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's afraid that the policeman would shoot him like he shot his cow
haha
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Its rock!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kinda cute, it made me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!!!
Yo, that's a good one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo, that's a good one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats funny!. I'm going to send that to my friends!. i've never heard that one before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol THATS SO NOT FUNNY TO LONG TO READ!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
After all what did Seamus say to the gunman!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol real funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
are you joking!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes I'm Fine Too!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i ve heard this before!. it is niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
explain!.!.!. i don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!Www@Enter-QA@Com