I need knock knock jokes?!
Question: I need knock knock jokes!?
Lately my 5 yr old has taken a liking for knock knock jokes but I am running out ideas!. please help, and please keep them appropriate for a 5 yr oldWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Ashe……Ashe who!?"
A: Bless you!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Nobel……Nobel who!?"
A: "No bell, that's why I knocked!"
Q: "Knock, knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Leaf……Leaf who!?"
A: Leaf me alone!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.lettuce……lettuce who!?"
A: Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Aaron……Aaron who!?
A: Why Aaron you opening the door!?
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Tank……Tank Who!?"
A: You're welcome!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Hawaii……Hawaii who!?"
A: "I'm fine, Hawaii you!?"
Q: "Knock, knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Orange……Orange who!?"
A: Orange you even going to open the door!
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Gray Z……Gray Z who!?
A: Gray Z!. mixed up kid!.
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Who……Who Who!?"
A: Is there an owl in there!?
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Anita……Anita who!?"
A: Anita to borrow a pencil!.
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Woo……Woo who!?"
A: "Don't get so excited, it's just a joke!."
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.figs……Figs who!?"
A: "Figs the doorbell, it's broken!"
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Alice……Alice who!?
A: Alice fair in love and war!.
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Annie……Annie Who!?"
A: "Annie thing you can do, I can do better!."
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Yukon……Yukon who!?
A: Yukon say that again!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Boo……Boo Who!?"
A: Well you don't have to cry about it!.
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Theodore……Theodore who!?"
A: Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Cher……Cher who!?
A: Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Amos……Amos who!?"
A: A mosquito bit me!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Police……Police Who!?"
A: "Police let us in, it's cold out here!"
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Amarillo……Amarillo who!?
A: Amarillo nice guy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: Bless you!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Nobel……Nobel who!?"
A: "No bell, that's why I knocked!"
Q: "Knock, knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Leaf……Leaf who!?"
A: Leaf me alone!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.lettuce……lettuce who!?"
A: Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Aaron……Aaron who!?
A: Why Aaron you opening the door!?
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Tank……Tank Who!?"
A: You're welcome!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Hawaii……Hawaii who!?"
A: "I'm fine, Hawaii you!?"
Q: "Knock, knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Orange……Orange who!?"
A: Orange you even going to open the door!
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Gray Z……Gray Z who!?
A: Gray Z!. mixed up kid!.
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Who……Who Who!?"
A: Is there an owl in there!?
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Anita……Anita who!?"
A: Anita to borrow a pencil!.
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Woo……Woo who!?"
A: "Don't get so excited, it's just a joke!."
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.figs……Figs who!?"
A: "Figs the doorbell, it's broken!"
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Alice……Alice who!?
A: Alice fair in love and war!.
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Annie……Annie Who!?"
A: "Annie thing you can do, I can do better!."
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Yukon……Yukon who!?
A: Yukon say that again!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Boo……Boo Who!?"
A: Well you don't have to cry about it!.
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Theodore……Theodore who!?"
A: Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Cher……Cher who!?
A: Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Amos……Amos who!?"
A: A mosquito bit me!
Q: "Knock, knock…!.Who's There!?…!.!.Police……Police Who!?"
A: "Police let us in, it's cold out here!"
Q: Knock-knock…!.!.Who's there!?…!.!.Amarillo……Amarillo who!?
A: Amarillo nice guy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Police!.
Police who!?
Police let us in; it's cold out here!.
Knock Knock!
Doris!.
Doris, who!?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
I love!.
I love who!?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Norma Lee!.
Norma Lee who!?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Police!.
Police who!?
Police let us in; it's cold out here!.
Knock Knock!
Doris!.
Doris, who!?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
I love!.
I love who!?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Norma Lee!.
Norma Lee who!?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
who's there!?
Boo
Boo who!?
Don't cry, it's only a knock knock joke!.
Knock, knock!.
Who's there!?
Orange
Orange who!?
knock knock
who's there
orange who
knock knock
who's there
banana who!?
orange you glad i didn't say orange again!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
who's there!?
Boo
Boo who!?
Don't cry, it's only a knock knock joke!.
Knock, knock!.
Who's there!?
Orange
Orange who!?
knock knock
who's there
orange who
knock knock
who's there
banana who!?
orange you glad i didn't say orange again!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
who's there!?
cow go
cow who!?
no cow go moo
knock knock
who's there!?
ach
ach who!?
bless youWww@Enter-QA@Com
who's there!?
cow go
cow who!?
no cow go moo
knock knock
who's there!?
ach
ach who!?
bless youWww@Enter-QA@Com