Funny blond jokes..!!?!


Question: Funny blond jokes!.!.!!!?
Did you hear about the blonde that!.!.!.
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope!.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button!.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C"!.

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125!.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
lol blondesWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAOO!!!! u nknow spleak from msn shes a computer spleak@hotmail!.com !. anyways she tells the funniest dumb blonde jokes!. check them out ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol im a blonde and some of those r funny to me lol idk why pple get so mad about themWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!.!.!.!.!.LOL!.!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

the first and fourth are pretty good, rest are ok but the last one was the BEST! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

blonde took her scarf back to the shop





it was too tightWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny




blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4





These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.



They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.

why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet


Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.



Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet


how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box



this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."



two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats funny! how about this blonde joke:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox!. She opened it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house!.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box, opened it, slammed it shut again!. Angrily, back into the house she went!. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever!.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong!?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"


My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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