Help me for a good Joke! And get 10 points!?!
Question: Help me for a good Joke! And get 10 points!!?
I like dirty jokes, so if you think that it's too INAPPROPRIATE for yahoo, then just, i don't know, really!. But any joke will do!. dirty jokes are my favorite so, if you do that, then you have a chance of getting ten points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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a girl came home to the dad and told him that she was sorry but she was pregnant!. The father got mad and asked how she could be pregnant after he had advised her how to handle the boys!.
Then went on to ask how it came that she got pregnant!. the girl said that, when he touched my boobs, i said don't, don't, and the father replied, yeah, that was good, and!? yeah, when he touched my pussy, i said stop, stop, and the father said, yeah, that was good!. and how could you be pregnant now!?
The girl said, yeah, you know dad, this guy was cleaver, he touched both my boobs and my pussy at the same time, so i said, don't stop, don't stop!. Hope you laugh!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then went on to ask how it came that she got pregnant!. the girl said that, when he touched my boobs, i said don't, don't, and the father replied, yeah, that was good, and!? yeah, when he touched my pussy, i said stop, stop, and the father said, yeah, that was good!. and how could you be pregnant now!?
The girl said, yeah, you know dad, this guy was cleaver, he touched both my boobs and my pussy at the same time, so i said, don't stop, don't stop!. Hope you laugh!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, so this little girl walks into a pet store with piggy tails and a cute dress and the pet store clerk says to her, "What can I get for you!?" and the little girl says "Do you have any Bunny Wabbits!?" and the clerk says, "Well what kind of bunny wabbits would you like!? Fluffy!? Cuddley!?" and the little girl goes, "I don't think my python really give a thit!."
I have another one but its not that funny!.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales!.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small!.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible!.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah!."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell!?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have another one but its not that funny!.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales!.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small!.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible!.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah!."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell!?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whats worse than ten dead babies in a trash can!?
One dead babie in ten trash cans
whats more fun than swinging a dead baby on a clothes line a 120mph!?
stoping it with a shovel
whats the differnce between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies!?
i dont have a Cadillac in my garage
and the last one!.!.!.!.!. whats the differnce between a dead baby and a watermelon!?
ones fun to smash with a sludge hammer and the other is a watermelon
lol creepy at times but still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One dead babie in ten trash cans
whats more fun than swinging a dead baby on a clothes line a 120mph!?
stoping it with a shovel
whats the differnce between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies!?
i dont have a Cadillac in my garage
and the last one!.!.!.!.!. whats the differnce between a dead baby and a watermelon!?
ones fun to smash with a sludge hammer and the other is a watermelon
lol creepy at times but still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
here is 1 dirty joke, I hope you guys like it!.
Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process,
the computer advised him that he would now,
need to enter a password!.
Something he will use to log on!.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect
to bring this to his wife's attention!.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,
he made it plainly obvious to his wife,
what he was entering by stating each
letter out loud as he typed :
P!.!.!. E!.!.!. N!.!.!. I!.!.!. S!.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED!. NOT LONG ENOUGH***Www@Enter-QA@Com
Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process,
the computer advised him that he would now,
need to enter a password!.
Something he will use to log on!.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect
to bring this to his wife's attention!.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,
he made it plainly obvious to his wife,
what he was entering by stating each
letter out loud as he typed :
P!.!.!. E!.!.!. N!.!.!. I!.!.!. S!.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED!. NOT LONG ENOUGH***Www@Enter-QA@Com
so 1 day at school a teacher was taking attendance when she noticed 3 boys were absent !.so just as she was beginning class the 1st boy walked in
the teacher asked him where he was
the boy answered "i was on tiffany hill"
then a few minutes later the second boy walked in and received the same question from the teacher and gave the same answer as the 1st boy
now right after the 2nd boy came the 3rd boy came in sweating and the teacher said with an angry look
"let me guess you were on tiffany hill"
the boy said yes
about and hour later a new girl came in the teacher asked her what her name was
she answered "my name is tiffany hill"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the teacher asked him where he was
the boy answered "i was on tiffany hill"
then a few minutes later the second boy walked in and received the same question from the teacher and gave the same answer as the 1st boy
now right after the 2nd boy came the 3rd boy came in sweating and the teacher said with an angry look
"let me guess you were on tiffany hill"
the boy said yes
about and hour later a new girl came in the teacher asked her what her name was
she answered "my name is tiffany hill"Www@Enter-QA@Com
k there is a mexican who loved eating tacos,american who loved drinking soda,and a gay guy who loved bieng gay!.and they all went to hell!.then the devil says to the mexican "you can go to earth but u have to stop eating tacos"and the mexican said "ok!."and the devil said to the american "you can go to earth but u have to stop drinking soda!." and the american said "ok!." next the devil said to the gay guy "u can go too but u have to stop being gay!." and he said "ok!."
so they all went back up to earth and the mexiacan said "hey lets go get some tacos!", and the american said "hold up lets go get some soda first" and they all went with him!. so the american,the mexican,and the gay guy were at the soda machine and the american put 1 quarter in,next the 2 quarter ,then he dropped the last quarter and the gay guy went to hell! lol lol lol funy huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
so they all went back up to earth and the mexiacan said "hey lets go get some tacos!", and the american said "hold up lets go get some soda first" and they all went with him!. so the american,the mexican,and the gay guy were at the soda machine and the american put 1 quarter in,next the 2 quarter ,then he dropped the last quarter and the gay guy went to hell! lol lol lol funy huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies!.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St!. Peter at the Golden Gate
'Welcome to heaven,' says St!. Peter!. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem!. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you!.'
'No problem, just let me in,' says the man!.
'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up!. Wha t we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven!. Then you can choose where to spend eternity!.'
'Really, I've made up my mind!. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator!.
'I'm sorry, but we have our rules!.'
And with that, St!. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell!. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course!. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him!.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress!. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people!.
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His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St!. Peter at the Golden Gate
'Welcome to heaven,' says St!. Peter!. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem!. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you!.'
'No problem, just let me in,' says the man!.
'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up!. Wha t we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven!. Then you can choose where to spend eternity!.'
'Really, I've made up my mind!. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator!.
'I'm sorry, but we have our rules!.'
And with that, St!. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell!. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course!. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him!.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress!. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people!.
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a duck is in court!. the judge asks what is your crime!. the duck says i was blowing buubles in the park!. he says what is your name, he says duck
the judge lets him go free!.
the next duck gives the same answer!. and says his name is duck duck
then the third duck walks in!.
the judge said let me guess!. your name is duck duck duck and you were blowing bubbles in the park!.
the duck says no my name is bubbles!.
how do u get 15 dead babies out of a blender!?
with a bag of tostitos!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the judge lets him go free!.
the next duck gives the same answer!. and says his name is duck duck
then the third duck walks in!.
the judge said let me guess!. your name is duck duck duck and you were blowing bubbles in the park!.
the duck says no my name is bubbles!.
how do u get 15 dead babies out of a blender!?
with a bag of tostitos!Www@Enter-QA@Com