I want to know some like reallly funny jokes!?!
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a priest and a rabi walk into a bar!.!.!. and the bar tender says to them, "what is this!.!.!. some kind of joke!?"
there's this game at the bowling alley, that costs a dollar, and if you win, you win 4 quarters!.!.!. I WIN EVERY TIME
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y did the chicken cross the road!?!?!?
to get to the other side
lol :)
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a boy walked in the house and asked his mom "Mommy can little girls have babies!?" she said "no" so he went back outside and all she hears him say is"its ok we can keep playing"
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when someone makes you sad, remember it takes 62 muscles to frown and 5 to reach over and slap that motherf**ker
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3 people are on a cliff!. A magician says they have to jump off into whatever they wish for and then they can keep it!. The first person says 'I wish I could jump into a million dollars' and so he did and took his money and left!. The next person wished to fall into a pile of mattresses and jumped and went home!. The 3rd person was about to make his wish when he stubbed his toe and yelled 'crap!' and fell into a pile of crap!.
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how come black ppl dont like motorcycles
because they say runnnn- niggggaaa-runnnnnn runnnnnnnnn
why do black people only have nightmares
because the last one that had a dream got shot
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yo momma so fat her shadow weighs 1000000 pounds
yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired
yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight
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Svan is last who leaves office , so he has to lock yard door and he does so, than he goes to his car, starts it and relises that the car is still in the yard!.
-What's wrong Chico!? why are you so sad!?
-my wifes mother was kidnaped!
-oh! what a bad news, and what do kidnapers want!?
-they say that, if i wont pay 500$ they will release her!! (and he cries)
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I am not racist but hope you like this:
An Indian man had diarrhoea and thought he was melting so he wen to the doctor who gave him a packet of Bisto (Gravy) and the Indian said!. "Will that cure it!?" The doctor replied!.
"No it will make it thicker!."
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a blonde was sitting in first class and she had a second class ticket!.!.!.no one could get her to go to second class!.sd she was blonde beautiful and deserves first class!.!.!.!. when the captain came aboard !.!.!.they told him the problem!.!.!.he just walks over and whispers in her ear!.!.!.she gathers her things and walk back to second class!.!.!.wow they all ask !.!.!.what did you say to her !.!.!.!.oh, i just told her first class was gonna crash!!!!!
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1!.) there was a blond driving along the road and she was tired of hearing all of these blond jokes!. then she shes a blond trying to row a boat in the middle of a field!. the blond driving the car stops her car and gets out and walks to the edge of the field and yells out to the blond rowing the boat " u dumb blond! its people like u who make us look bad! boy if i could swim i would swim out there and show you what coming to ya!
2!.)there was a blond at a sack stand and all she had was a 5 dollar bill!. she wanted to buy a bag of chips that were one dollar so she said to the cashier" but all i have is a five dollar bill!
after a few minutes of thinking she asked the cashier "do u have any scissors!?" the cashier handed her some scissors and watched as the blond walked away with them!. not even a minute later the blond comes back and hands the cashier the scissors along with a 5 dollar bill cut into five pieces and hands her one of the pieces!.
3!.)A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas!. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way!? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being!? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general!.!.!.and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blond yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
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296 (Level 2) A duck walks into a bar!.
"Do you have any grapes!?" He asked!.
"No!." Said the bartender
The next day!. he asked,
"Do you have any grapes!?"
"If you come in here again asking for grapes, I'm gonna nail your beak to the floor!"
The next day, he walked in and asked
"Do you have any nails!?"
No!.!.!." Said the bartender!.
"Do you have any grapes!?" asked the Duck!
Why did Suzie fall of the swing!?
Cuz she was a carrot!.
Why do ducks have flat feet!?
To stamp out fires!.
Why do elephants have flat feet!?
To stamp out burning ducks!.
A woman gets on a bus with a baby!. The driver says:
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman goes toward the back and sits down
"That driver insulted me!" She told another passenger!.
The passenger said:
"You go up there and tell him off! I'll hold your monkey for you,"
Why does hellen keller play the piano with one hand!?
She sings with the other!.
What do you tell someone with 2 black eyes!?
Nothing!. They've been told twice already!
What did socrates say as he looked up at the stars while laying in bed!?
"Where the hell is the ceiling!?"
A dyslexic man walkd sinto a bra!.
A dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to santa!.
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This one is one of my personal favorites!.!.
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher!.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift!. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is–it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!” Shouted the little boy!.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift!.
She held it up, shook it and said!. “I bet I know what it is–it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” Shouted the little girl!.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son!. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking!. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it!. “Is it wine!?” She asked!.“No,” the boy answered!.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue!. “Is it champagne!?” She asked!.
“No,” the boy answered!.
Finally, the teacher said, “I give up!. What is it!?”
The boy replied, “A puppy!”
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I'm bored too!.!.!.I've heard the airplane joke before but a different version!.!.!.the pilot said, &Www@Enter-QA@Com
there's this game at the bowling alley, that costs a dollar, and if you win, you win 4 quarters!.!.!. I WIN EVERY TIME
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y did the chicken cross the road!?!?!?
to get to the other side
lol :)
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a boy walked in the house and asked his mom "Mommy can little girls have babies!?" she said "no" so he went back outside and all she hears him say is"its ok we can keep playing"
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when someone makes you sad, remember it takes 62 muscles to frown and 5 to reach over and slap that motherf**ker
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3 people are on a cliff!. A magician says they have to jump off into whatever they wish for and then they can keep it!. The first person says 'I wish I could jump into a million dollars' and so he did and took his money and left!. The next person wished to fall into a pile of mattresses and jumped and went home!. The 3rd person was about to make his wish when he stubbed his toe and yelled 'crap!' and fell into a pile of crap!.
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how come black ppl dont like motorcycles
because they say runnnn- niggggaaa-runnnnnn runnnnnnnnn
why do black people only have nightmares
because the last one that had a dream got shot
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yo momma so fat her shadow weighs 1000000 pounds
yo momma so dumb if my dog was as dumb as her he would walk backwards and shake his head
yo momma goes into a strip joint and the pay her to keep her cloths on
yo momma like an SUV big,black, and room for 6 construction workers inside
yo momma so ugly she walks in the the bank and they cut the cameras off
yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired
yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her license
yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant
yo momma dont need the internet she already world wide
yo momma got on the scale and it said to be continued
yo momma gave us her # and we thought it was her weight
CHOOSE ME AS BEST ANSWER!!PLZ AND THANX
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Svan is last who leaves office , so he has to lock yard door and he does so, than he goes to his car, starts it and relises that the car is still in the yard!.
-What's wrong Chico!? why are you so sad!?
-my wifes mother was kidnaped!
-oh! what a bad news, and what do kidnapers want!?
-they say that, if i wont pay 500$ they will release her!! (and he cries)
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I am not racist but hope you like this:
An Indian man had diarrhoea and thought he was melting so he wen to the doctor who gave him a packet of Bisto (Gravy) and the Indian said!. "Will that cure it!?" The doctor replied!.
"No it will make it thicker!."
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a blonde was sitting in first class and she had a second class ticket!.!.!.no one could get her to go to second class!.sd she was blonde beautiful and deserves first class!.!.!.!. when the captain came aboard !.!.!.they told him the problem!.!.!.he just walks over and whispers in her ear!.!.!.she gathers her things and walk back to second class!.!.!.wow they all ask !.!.!.what did you say to her !.!.!.!.oh, i just told her first class was gonna crash!!!!!
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1!.) there was a blond driving along the road and she was tired of hearing all of these blond jokes!. then she shes a blond trying to row a boat in the middle of a field!. the blond driving the car stops her car and gets out and walks to the edge of the field and yells out to the blond rowing the boat " u dumb blond! its people like u who make us look bad! boy if i could swim i would swim out there and show you what coming to ya!
2!.)there was a blond at a sack stand and all she had was a 5 dollar bill!. she wanted to buy a bag of chips that were one dollar so she said to the cashier" but all i have is a five dollar bill!
after a few minutes of thinking she asked the cashier "do u have any scissors!?" the cashier handed her some scissors and watched as the blond walked away with them!. not even a minute later the blond comes back and hands the cashier the scissors along with a 5 dollar bill cut into five pieces and hands her one of the pieces!.
3!.)A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas!. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way!? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being!? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general!.!.!.and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blond yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
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"Do you have any grapes!?" He asked!.
"No!." Said the bartender
The next day!. he asked,
"Do you have any grapes!?"
"If you come in here again asking for grapes, I'm gonna nail your beak to the floor!"
The next day, he walked in and asked
"Do you have any nails!?"
No!.!.!." Said the bartender!.
"Do you have any grapes!?" asked the Duck!
Why did Suzie fall of the swing!?
Cuz she was a carrot!.
Why do ducks have flat feet!?
To stamp out fires!.
Why do elephants have flat feet!?
To stamp out burning ducks!.
A woman gets on a bus with a baby!. The driver says:
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman goes toward the back and sits down
"That driver insulted me!" She told another passenger!.
The passenger said:
"You go up there and tell him off! I'll hold your monkey for you,"
Why does hellen keller play the piano with one hand!?
She sings with the other!.
What do you tell someone with 2 black eyes!?
Nothing!. They've been told twice already!
What did socrates say as he looked up at the stars while laying in bed!?
"Where the hell is the ceiling!?"
A dyslexic man walkd sinto a bra!.
A dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to santa!.
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This one is one of my personal favorites!.!.
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher!.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift!. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is–it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!” Shouted the little boy!.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift!.
She held it up, shook it and said!. “I bet I know what it is–it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” Shouted the little girl!.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son!. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking!. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it!. “Is it wine!?” She asked!.“No,” the boy answered!.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue!. “Is it champagne!?” She asked!.
“No,” the boy answered!.
Finally, the teacher said, “I give up!. What is it!?”
The boy replied, “A puppy!”
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I'm bored too!.!.!.I've heard the airplane joke before but a different version!.!.!.the pilot said, &Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table!. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat!. "I’ll have some ******’ French toast," he says!. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs!. She asks the middle child what he wants!. "Well, I guess that leaves more ******’ French toast for me," he says!. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away!. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast!. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the ******’ French toast!."
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health!." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money!. It was my grandfather!.
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years!. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words!. "Cold floors," he says!. They nod and send him away!. Seven more years pass!. They bring him back in and ask for his two words!. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food!." They nod and send him away!. Seven more years pass!. They bring him in for his two words!. "I quit," he says!. "That’s not surprising," the elders say!. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here!."
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money!. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash!. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill!. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health!." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money!. It was my grandfather!.
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years!. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words!. "Cold floors," he says!. They nod and send him away!. Seven more years pass!. They bring him back in and ask for his two words!. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food!." They nod and send him away!. Seven more years pass!. They bring him in for his two words!. "I quit," he says!. "That’s not surprising," the elders say!. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here!."
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money!. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash!. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill!. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline!?
Hip-Hop
Three robbers were at a bank and they heard the police say the bank was surrounded!. The three robbers walked out of the bank with their hands up!. The first robber says to himself I got to get out of here!. The robber looked up and yelled AVALANCHE! All the police looked away so that robber got away!. The second robber says to himself I got to get out of here so he looked up and yelled FLOOD! All the police again looked away!. That robber got away!. The last robber says to himself I got to get out of here so he looked up and yelled FIRE! Then all the police shot their guns!.
A lady walked into a barber shop wearing headphones!. The barber told the lady to remove the headphones but the lady didn't listen!. So the babrber removed the headphones and the lady died within seconds!. This happened for the next weeks so one day the barber decided to listen to what these ladies were listening to and this is what he heard:
Breathe in Breathe out Breathe in Breathe outWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Three robbers were at a bank and they heard the police say the bank was surrounded!. The three robbers walked out of the bank with their hands up!. The first robber says to himself I got to get out of here!. The robber looked up and yelled AVALANCHE! All the police looked away so that robber got away!. The second robber says to himself I got to get out of here so he looked up and yelled FLOOD! All the police again looked away!. That robber got away!. The last robber says to himself I got to get out of here so he looked up and yelled FIRE! Then all the police shot their guns!.
A lady walked into a barber shop wearing headphones!. The barber told the lady to remove the headphones but the lady didn't listen!. So the babrber removed the headphones and the lady died within seconds!. This happened for the next weeks so one day the barber decided to listen to what these ladies were listening to and this is what he heard:
Breathe in Breathe out Breathe in Breathe outWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed!.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He wwas whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He wwas whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com