Do you like Affair jokes?? Cause here is another!!?!
Question: Do you like Affair jokes!?!? Cause here is another!!!?
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work!. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway!.
"Oh my God - hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window!. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window! It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied!. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes, and jumps out the window!. As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them!. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could!. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer!.
"Do you always run in the nude!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Oh my God - hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window!. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window! It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied!. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes, and jumps out the window!. As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them!. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could!. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer!.
"Do you always run in the nude!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That was a let down, but thanks for the joke anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dumbedWww@Enter-QA@Com
okay!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So are there another couple of paragraphs!? I'll keep this in my watchlist for a while!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not that greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats not that funny but i'll giv u a starWww@Enter-QA@Com