Another offensive joke?!
Question: Another offensive joke!?
why did princess diana cross the road!?
because she wasnt wearing a seatbelt
i know its cruel but someone somewhere might like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
because she wasnt wearing a seatbelt
i know its cruel but someone somewhere might like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Here is a joke for you!.
A teacher at a TAFE college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam!.
'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow!. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-**** at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion!?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering!.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A teacher at a TAFE college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam!.
'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow!. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-**** at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion!?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering!.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was retarted!.
not funny!.!.!. at all!.!.!. its worse than why did the chicken cross the road!.
you suck at being funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not funny!.!.!. at all!.!.!. its worse than why did the chicken cross the road!.
you suck at being funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little tacky even!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
totally wrong but a little funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
messed up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i thought it was funny!.
thank you for making me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thank you for making me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com