A man went into the pet shop " I am playing Long John Silver?!
Question: A man went into the pet shop " I am playing Long John Silver!?
in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder" he said!.
"I don't have any parrots at the moment , but you wouldn't want a real parrot for that!. It would squawk in all the wrong places , poop on your shoulder and generally be a nuisance!. What you need is a stuffed parrot !. Just as realistic and easily controlled!."
"Are you sure a stuffed parrot would be OK !? " asked the customer " I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible !."
" I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine " said the pet shop owner " I have one at home !. I'll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it "!.
" Sorry " said the customer " I can't make it on Thursday !. That's the day I'm having my leg cut off !."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I don't have any parrots at the moment , but you wouldn't want a real parrot for that!. It would squawk in all the wrong places , poop on your shoulder and generally be a nuisance!. What you need is a stuffed parrot !. Just as realistic and easily controlled!."
"Are you sure a stuffed parrot would be OK !? " asked the customer " I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible !."
" I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine " said the pet shop owner " I have one at home !. I'll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it "!.
" Sorry " said the customer " I can't make it on Thursday !. That's the day I'm having my leg cut off !."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha Har!!
Just as well he wasn't playing one of the ugly sisters in a pantomime then!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just as well he wasn't playing one of the ugly sisters in a pantomime then!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Lol talk about taking your work seriously! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHA!!! he is really dedicated to the cause! heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
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