Name some of the best jokes you have heard this year.?!


Question: Name some of the best jokes you have heard this year!.!?
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist!. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window!.
Right away he tells her to undress!. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh!.
As he does this he says to the woman, 'Do you know what I'm doing!?'
'Yes,' she says, 'you're checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical abnormalities!.'
'That's right,' says the doctor!. He then begins to fondle her breasts!.
'Do you know what I'm doing now!?' he asks!.
'Yes,' says the woman, 'you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer!.'
'That's right,' replies the doctor!. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman!. He says to her, 'Do you know what I'm doing now!?'
'Yes,' she says!. 'You're getting herpes!.'


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i like this one

A businessman meets a beautiful girl!?
and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500!. So they do!. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment, "Rent For Apartment!."

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price!. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and encloses the following typed note:

"Dear Madam,

Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment!. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

1) It had never been occupied;
2) There was plenty of heat;
3) It was small enough to make me cozy and at home!.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large!."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely!. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on!. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed regular, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes!. At last!. It was so hard to wait!.

Girl: Do you want me to leave!?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it!.

Girl: Do you love me!?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me!?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking!?

Girl: Will you kiss me!?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me!?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you!?

Boy: Yes!.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - (simply read from bottom to top)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ok, so!.!.!.!.!.this is a riddle!.!.!.!.!.
What invention let's you walk through walls!?
Ok!.!.!.!.!.the answer is 'door'!
Er!.!.!.!.!.!.ok!.!.!.!.So a man goes into a resturant and says to his wife and says " Have you seen a egg roll dear!?" And she says " No, but i have seen a apple turnover!."
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