Drowning in Beer?!
Question: Drowning in Beer!?
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at the door!. "Brenda, may I come in!?" he asks!. "Ive something to tell ya!."
"Of course u can come in, youre always welcome, Tim!. But wheres my husband!?"
"Thats what Im here to b telling ya, Brenda!. There was an accident down at the Guiness Brewery!."
"Oh, goodness no!" cries Brenda!. "Please dont tell me!."
"I must, Brenda!. Your husband Shamus is dead & gone!. Im sorry!."
Finally, she looked up at Tim!. "How did it happen, Tim!?"
"It was terrible, Brenda!. He fell into a vat of Guiness stout & drowned!."
"Oh my dear! But u must tell me the truth, Tim, did he at least go quickly!?"
"Well, Brenda, no!. In fact, he got out 3 times to pee!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Of course u can come in, youre always welcome, Tim!. But wheres my husband!?"
"Thats what Im here to b telling ya, Brenda!. There was an accident down at the Guiness Brewery!."
"Oh, goodness no!" cries Brenda!. "Please dont tell me!."
"I must, Brenda!. Your husband Shamus is dead & gone!. Im sorry!."
Finally, she looked up at Tim!. "How did it happen, Tim!?"
"It was terrible, Brenda!. He fell into a vat of Guiness stout & drowned!."
"Oh my dear! But u must tell me the truth, Tim, did he at least go quickly!?"
"Well, Brenda, no!. In fact, he got out 3 times to pee!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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It's a fact, I was there, lol!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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