Cat lovers????!
Question: Cat lovers!?!?!?!?
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable!. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying!.
On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating!. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day!. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head!. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty!.
Initially, the new acquisition was no problem!.
Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen!. <
'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again!. Please come reset it!.'
'You know where the button is,' I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable!. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying!.
On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating!. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day!. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head!. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty!.
Initially, the new acquisition was no problem!.
Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen!. <
'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again!. Please come reset it!.'
'You know where the button is,' I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Once again you crack me up babe!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow, I hope that's not a real story, because if it is, then it would be a!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.CATastrophe, lol, thanks for sharing :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't finish reading but i'm sure it was amusing!. feel better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omj! that was hilarious but i feel sorry for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is the funniest crape iv heard all day! poor u if i was u that cat would have been dead! LOL LOL LOL sorri its funniWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh man i feel so sorry for you, hilarious but i feel so sorry for you!
hehehehehehehheeh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehehehehehheeh!Www@Enter-QA@Com