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Q!. How do you make a 1 armed Irish Man fall out of a tree!?
A!. Ask him to wave
Q!. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree!?
A!. Because it was dead
Q!. How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb!?
A!. None - They're all useless (I'm a Man City fan)
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A!. Ask him to wave
Q!. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree!?
A!. Because it was dead
Q!. How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb!?
A!. None - They're all useless (I'm a Man City fan)
Walking down the road last night when i heared a dog barking, i said yeah doggie, i'm feelin Woof too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
What do you call a sleeping cow!? A bulldozer!.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn!? She had mittens!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday!? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
What do you call a deer with no eyes!? No idea!. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes!? Still no idea!.
Why does E!.T!. have such big eyes!? Because he saw his phone bill!.
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet!? To find Pooh
How do you catch a rabbit!? Hide behind a tree and make carrott noises!.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work!?!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.a stick
lol!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn!? She had mittens!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday!? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
What do you call a deer with no eyes!? No idea!. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes!? Still no idea!.
Why does E!.T!. have such big eyes!? Because he saw his phone bill!.
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet!? To find Pooh
How do you catch a rabbit!? Hide behind a tree and make carrott noises!.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work!?!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.a stick
lol!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!!! haha those are great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com