SOME JOKES ! dead rabbit?!
Question: SOME JOKES ! dead rabbit!?
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth!. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics!.
He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes!.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died!?"
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um!.!. no!.!. um!.!. what happened!?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage!. There must be some real sick people out there!"
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He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes!.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died!?"
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um!.!. no!.!. um!.!. what happened!?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage!. There must be some real sick people out there!"
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Answers:
Way to go buddy!.!.!.!.washing your face on the maid!. Pesky little boy catching him!. Good jokes man!.!.!.!.very funny!. Thanks and have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cool one!.!.!.!.made me laugh :)
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Did you know there are female hormones in beer!?
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Did you know there are female hormones in beer!?
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Did you know there are female hormones in beer!?
If you drink too it makes you talk crap and drive horrible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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cant stop laughing!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cant stop laughing!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
All three were very good I must say! Star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first was hilarious, second not so much and i love the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
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