The ugly joke?!
Question: The ugly joke!?
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of cos lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, and a 250g pack of bacon!.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier!.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single!."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single!.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status!.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct!. But how on earth did you know that!?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of cos lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, and a 250g pack of bacon!.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier!.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single!."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single!.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status!.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct!. But how on earth did you know that!?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Okay, I agree with the above statement that I normally do not laugh at these jokes, but this one made me laugh!. A star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha!. This is funny!.
Except for one thing!.
Beauty is in the eyes of the BEER holder!.
So the drunk should find her beautifull!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Except for one thing!.
Beauty is in the eyes of the BEER holder!.
So the drunk should find her beautifull!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
True!. All girls that are attractive are earlier dating a guy, married, or a prostitute/stripper!.
Then again she could have been a lesbian!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then again she could have been a lesbian!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
That one was good!. I don't usually laugh at the jokes on here but that one had me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats okayWww@Enter-QA@Com
How rude from the old drunk he is really rude!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA i laughed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice!. a gud joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com