John terry jokes?!
Question: John terry jokes!?
Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks!. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles!."
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Answers:
Haha funny jokes
Here are a few more :
New from Russia - John Terry Vodka!.!.!.
Bottled in Moscow!.
The anticipation leading up to me is overwhelming!. Although i only last less than a few seconds, amidst all the moans and groans, i bring immense pleasure to millions of people around the world!.
What am i!?
a John Terry penalty!.!.
The Verve have released a tribute song to John Terry after his penalty blunder!.
It's called 'The Studs Don't Work'!.
Ryan giggs has said the euro cup is like a chocolate orange-its not terrys it mine
Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge!? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford!.
Missing: 1 x Bottle
Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow
If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London
Heard about the John Terry tyre!? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet
John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy!.
What is top of the man utd pop charts!? Footloose!.
Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'!? Lots of support but no cups!.
Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans!. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing!.
Enjoy :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Here are a few more :
New from Russia - John Terry Vodka!.!.!.
Bottled in Moscow!.
The anticipation leading up to me is overwhelming!. Although i only last less than a few seconds, amidst all the moans and groans, i bring immense pleasure to millions of people around the world!.
What am i!?
a John Terry penalty!.!.
The Verve have released a tribute song to John Terry after his penalty blunder!.
It's called 'The Studs Don't Work'!.
Ryan giggs has said the euro cup is like a chocolate orange-its not terrys it mine
Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge!? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford!.
Missing: 1 x Bottle
Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow
If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London
Heard about the John Terry tyre!? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet
John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy!.
What is top of the man utd pop charts!? Footloose!.
Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'!? Lots of support but no cups!.
Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans!. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing!.
Enjoy :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka - and like him it's bottled in Russia!.
After Ryan Giggs lifted the Champions League cup for a second time he had a peek inside and there was a Chocolate Orange in it!. He said - "It's not Terry's, it's mine!"
Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans!. Call 0800 101010 – that's 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing!.
And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
After Ryan Giggs lifted the Champions League cup for a second time he had a peek inside and there was a Chocolate Orange in it!. He said - "It's not Terry's, it's mine!"
Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans!. Call 0800 101010 – that's 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing!.
And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
one plane ticket to moscow!.!.!.￡239!.
one night acomidation in moscow!.!.!.￡159!.
to see john terry throw it all away!.!.!.pricless
Its lashing it down with rain in Moscow, poor old Avram Grant is soaked!.!.!. mainly from john terry's tears
Lost the premier league !? the champions league!? the fa cup!? the league cup!? talk to Frank!
what goes "PING"
john terry hitting the woodwork
Heard about the John Terry tyre!? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet!
Missing: 1 x Bottle
Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow
If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, LondonWww@Enter-QA@Com
one night acomidation in moscow!.!.!.￡159!.
to see john terry throw it all away!.!.!.pricless
Its lashing it down with rain in Moscow, poor old Avram Grant is soaked!.!.!. mainly from john terry's tears
Lost the premier league !? the champions league!? the fa cup!? the league cup!? talk to Frank!
what goes "PING"
john terry hitting the woodwork
Heard about the John Terry tyre!? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet!
Missing: 1 x Bottle
Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow
If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, LondonWww@Enter-QA@Com
We're forever blowing doubles
There is nothing left to lose
There is nothing left to gain
Forever blowing doubles all the way
Forever blowing doubles night and day
There is nothing left to lose
There is nothing left to gain
If you complain we'll sing this song again!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is nothing left to lose
There is nothing left to gain
Forever blowing doubles all the way
Forever blowing doubles night and day
There is nothing left to lose
There is nothing left to gain
If you complain we'll sing this song again!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do an abused child and John Terry have in common!?
They both cry when they're beaten!.!.!.
The good news is that today Josef Fritzl will face the death penalty!. The bad news is John Terry is gonna take itWww@Enter-QA@Com
They both cry when they're beaten!.!.!.
The good news is that today Josef Fritzl will face the death penalty!. The bad news is John Terry is gonna take itWww@Enter-QA@Com
New Chelsea branded Vodka called 'John Terry' its made in London but bottled in Moscow
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LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
whos there!?
John!.!.
John who!?
John scumbag
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whos there!?
John!.!.
John who!?
John scumbag
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Ryan gigs said,
“The European cup is a chocolate orange… Its not Terry’s its mine”Www@Enter-QA@Com
“The European cup is a chocolate orange… Its not Terry’s its mine”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hello!. I'm John Terry and I've got a snowballs chance of ever winning a World Cup!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
have not heard any yet apart from the brilliant one that you just told me!! Quality !Www@Enter-QA@Com
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