A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.?!
Question: A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot!.!?
The shop owner points to 3 identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "the parrot on the left costs ￡500!.00"!.
"Why does that one cost so much!?" asked the shopper!.
The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer!."
The man then asks about the next parrot and was told that this one costs ￡1,000!.00 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows the UNIX operating system!.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs ￡2,000!.00!.
Needless to say this begs the question "What can it do!?"
To which the owner replies "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Why does that one cost so much!?" asked the shopper!.
The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer!."
The man then asks about the next parrot and was told that this one costs ￡1,000!.00 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows the UNIX operating system!.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs ￡2,000!.00!.
Needless to say this begs the question "What can it do!?"
To which the owner replies "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL! I luv it! While funny, it also marks parallel to societies!. Good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is a very good one!did u hear the one about jesus!? is anyone getting my messages am new to this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahhahahahahha!.!.!. wot a riot!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok, boss, that's a good one!. lol :D
the 3rd one must be able to surf yahoo when other two are working on PCWww@Enter-QA@Com
the 3rd one must be able to surf yahoo when other two are working on PCWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
A bit funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok, boss, that's a good one!. lol :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
aww thats a cute joke!!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
Very good!. :)
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Very good!. :)
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absolutly true i now love this joke and will be telling it to all my pals at weekend!.
HahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
HahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
stupid but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.awesome!.!.!. dude!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com