Adult Adult: Old men can still think fast?!


Question: Adult Adult: Old men can still think fast!?
Old men can still think fast

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees!. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built!.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over!. He hadn't been there for a while!. He g rabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit!.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with skinny dipping in his pond!. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond!. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence!.

At once, they all went to the deep end!.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!."

The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked!."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Steve, you know that is a true story! Why don't you just admit that you scared those poor girls just so you could see their melons!? LOL!.!.!.



Jell-oWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hmmmm So that's how you get the ladies out of the pond!?!?!? lol

Gravy in the Winter and Jello in the Summer ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!. gravy&jello!? both disgusting!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAAHA!.!.!.

JELLO please!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny!.!.so youre and OLD man now!.!.hmm and youre younger than me!.!.!.!.I might resent that!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

They ran out naked !! AHAHHAAWww@Enter-QA@Com

ahahah, luved it ! jello plsWww@Enter-QA@Com

that is a very smart joke and a smarter old man good job

and jely it is (im a aussie we call it jelly not jello)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha!!
my god!.
scary!bwahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!.!.!.really good one !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HaHaHa!!!
That's a good one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahhhh
that was pretty damn funny



its all gravy babe =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol good one :) !!!

Jello ;pWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was hilarious!.!.!.!.it has my vote for best of the day so far!. Thank you and have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com



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