Best answer award for the worst jokes that are actually funny.?!


Question: Best answer award for the worst jokes that are actually funny!.!?
Its aparent that you people are witty,but are you witty enough to tell an encredibly stupid joke and still pull it off!? Can you pull something so stupid from your butt that you cant help,but laugh!.Any one can say something stupid,but not anyone can make it work!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.THIS IS MY CHALLENGE!!!.!.Tell the dumbest joke and the one that makes me cry the most will get the best answer award and !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.well !.!.thats it!.!.!.!.!.May the stupid begin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
A blond bank robber comes out the front door of the bank lugging a heavy safe with rope tied all around it!. A security guard is hobbling behind her with his pants down around his ankles!.
The man in the getaway car yells at her, "You idiot! I said to tie up the Guard and blow the Safe!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

So my cat is sick!. It sucks!. He has diarrea!.!.!.!. So I took him to the vet and the vet asked, "Well what have you been feeding him!?" I said!.!.!. "Diarrea!." Haha!. No but one time I told the joke at a club and a lady stood up and said!.!. "Thats not a very nice thing to do to your cat!!!" and she just sat back down!.!.!. just sat down!.
Oh my god!. Its not like this joke is real its just a joke!.
Its not like im sitting at my house with a bowl of diarea saying "EAT IT KITTY! EAT IT! the joke has to be real!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

man is standing under a scapel and another man yells out "watch out" as a piece of lumber falls and hits the man on the ground knocking his ear off!. the man on the ground starts to frantically look for his missing ear!. another worker walks up to him and says "what are you looking for!?" the man says "i'm looking for my ear"!. the other man spots the ear on the ground 2 feet away and says, "here it is!. i found your ear!." the man with the missing ear walks over the ear, looks at it and says "no that's not my ear!. my ear had a pencil behind it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste!.
The first guy said"I think it taste like cherry pie"!.The
other guy said "I think it taste like ****"!.Then
the first guy said "you are supposed to turn her over"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've got three!.!.!.!.

1) Why did the blonde jump off the cliff!?
A: She thought Tampax had wings!

2) Why aren't there any Walmarts in Iraq!?
A: Because they're all Targets!

3) What did the Mexican guy say when the house fell on top of him!?
A: Get off me homes!

LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg!?!!?!!?!!?!!?

Pick him up and suck his d*ck!%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%%#%#!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

bush has a small one
anrnald swarchinager has a big one
and maddona has none!. what is it!?




a last name!.
yeah its sucky but i couldnt think of another oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Old ur mama jokes

http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If your mom was a washing machine and your father a dryer, how many pancakes could you fit in doghouse!?





Answer: None because pancakes can't fly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What illness do accountants usually suffer!?

DEPRECIATION

like depression!.!.funny!? :P:PWww@Enter-QA@Com

what did flavor flav say when 2 houses fell on him!?

Get off me homesssssssssssss


hahahahahah if you watch flavor flav you will get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

what does a gynecologist and pizza delivery guy have in common:
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the chicken cross the road!?

To arrest you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wanna hear a dirty joke!? Pig in the mud!.!. Now right theres dumb!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the chicken cross the road!?
To get to the other side!
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree!?











Cause it was dead!.

(My personal favorite)Www@Enter-QA@Com

A man walks into a bar!.!.!.

Ouch

;DWww@Enter-QA@Com

you wanna hear a joke!?!.!.!.Womens rights!Www@Enter-QA@Com

what is cheese that is not cho's
nacho cheeseWww@Enter-QA@Com

knock knock whos there yo moma the crackheadWww@Enter-QA@Com

knock knock,
GO AWAY YOU BIT*h!!!!!!!!1Www@Enter-QA@Com

A Man Sends A Piece of Paper to His Wife on Her Birthday!. (I had 50 People Laughing 4 Real)!.!.!.!?
!.!.!. with the words "I loathe you" written on the small corner on the back of the page!. The woman opens the package and is shocked at the message!. She calls her friend Daureen!.

wife----"Daureen, Stan sent me something"
friend---"!.!.!.a gift from abovvvvee!"
wife---"In this small package there was a letter"
firend---"!.!.!.!.oh hell no this isn't no small package!.!.!."
wife---"There was a letter written with horrid words"
firend---"!.!.!.!.give me that dirty talk!.!.!.!.!."
wife---"It said 'I loathe you'"
friend---"I love you too baby!!"
wife---"I feel like breaking him in pieces"
friend---"break me in pieces babe, tear me apart!.!.!."
wife---"Daureen are you gay something!?"
friend---"I'm as happy as a bird!"
wife---"!.!.okay, call you uh later"

-------

"Drake did you ever notice that the speaker phone was one!?"

"Pfft Daureen, it's okay, it's not like anyone heard us or anything!.!.!.!.!."



~~~~~~~~* Fin *~~~~~~~Www@Enter-QA@Com

How did the dead baby cross the road!?
It was stapled to the chickenWww@Enter-QA@Com



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