Pen-s wants a raise (kinda rude joke...)?!

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1!. I do physical labor!.
2!. I work at great depths!.
3!. I plunge head first into everything I do!.
4!. I do not get weekends or public holidays off!.
5!. I work in a damp environment!.
6!. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation!.
7!. I work in high temperatures!.
8!. My work exposes me to diseases!.
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Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:

1!. You do not work 8 hours straight!.
2!. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period!.
3!. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team!.
4!. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
often seen visiting other locations!.
5!. You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order t! o start working!.
6!. You leave the workplace rather messy at the endWww@Enter-QA@Com

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