The things kids say....part 14?!


Question: The things kids say!.!.!.!.part 14!?
PREGNANCY #2:
For weeks, a six-year old boy kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house!. One Day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child!. The six-year old was obviously distressed, but he made no comment!. He even stopped telling his teacher about the impending event!. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home!?" Tommy burst into tears and yelled, "I think Mommy ate it!"

EXPLANATIONS:
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers!." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Awwww that is super cute! Mommy ate it!. When kids do something like that, it's so hard not to laugh bc of their innocence!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What about the little boy who had been recently circumsised!? He went to school and kept complaining all day about the discomfort!. Finally the teacher called his mom and allowed the little boy to speak with her!. After the phone call the boy seemed to be better, but upon returning to his desk an commotion arose in the back of the class!. When the teacher walked back to see what was going on, the little boy had his pants unzipped with his little privates sticking out freely!. The teacher asked the boy why he had exposed himself and his response was "My mom said for me to stick it out for twenty more minutes she'd come get me"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A 6 year old goes home from school one day & asks if they can change the baby brothers name to sundry!.!.!.!.
Child is told no!. Child asks continuously for 3-4 days if they can!. Parent finally asks why!. Child says coz the school teacher said she had 'respect for all & sundry' & the child didn't want baby brother to miss out!. Out of the mouths of babes eh!? Sometimes they say the funniest things!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol! i have seven younger siblings and they all say stuff like that!



when i was four and a half, my mom got engaged!. i asked my mom's fiance(who is hispanic) if my eyes would turn brown after my mom and him got marriedWww@Enter-QA@Com

the firt one is hilarious and i really dont get the 2 oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Cute!!! I heard the pregnancy one before but not the two fingers!. Thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i like your jokes! haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

This one put a smile on my face keep it up lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

AWWW CUTE LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thats very cute! I love the first one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very funny and cute!. Nice job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hey brownie i thought it was called a uterus not a fetusWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol that was super cute
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luvd itWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha they r funny have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol! those r the funniest jokes i herd today!Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice!.!.!. made me laugh on the first one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

u really got me going lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

aww!.!.!. they're soooo cute!. i remember i felt the same way when my baby brother was in my mom's fetus!. lol!.!. cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com



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