How much????? please help?!


Question: How much!?!?!?!?!? please help!?
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!?!?!?

please help i can figure this one out!.!.!.!.!.

also dose anyone no how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!. i can get the awnser myself as i am scared of tootsie pops!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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After pondering this question for a bit, I can to a conclusion!.

1)First I applied the Theory of Relativity, substituting wood for the small nuclear force and the woodchuck for gravity!. I then applied Chaos Theory to the resulting equation!. If the Earth hums at 23!.6874563hz and the sun is at an angle of precisely 78!.4500923 degrees to the North-East Equator, then a wood chuck could chuck 36 quarts of wood at a density on 1!.085467 stones, 14 hands in length!. This is ofcourse assuming it is raining and between 284!.2611111 to 287!.594444 kelvin outside!.

2) Using the specific gravity of Mercury and interlacing the longitudal spacing of Californium electrons, I have concluded that it would take 257 licks to get to the center if each lick removes 4,055,589,953,147,120!.25894432 elctrons from each transmission layer with 14!.5 joules of caloric energy!. This is at a constant barometric pressure of 14 bars and a temperature of 92 degrees C!. Hope this helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood!. But he certainly
would not be able to chuck as much as Chuck Norris could!

Scientifically: You have to do is measure the amount of saliva you produce per lick, measure the volume of the Tootsie Pop, find the amount each lick your saliva takes away from the pop, and divide that much by the total volume of the Tootsie Pop!.

Anecdotally: "I just did it today and it takes 446 licks to get to the chewy center of the Tootsie Pop!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think a wood chuck could chuck 100 logs a day, if a wood chuck could chuck wood!.

If you are scared of tootise pops then you have a problem!. Sorry I can't help you with that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

a wood chuck,would chuck lots of wood, if a wood chuck could chuck wood!. (o:

tootsie pops!.!.!. "lets see!. 1, 2, 3, *crunch*" hehe

something like 457 licks to the center!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hmm!.!.woodchuck!.!.how bout 50lbs!.!.as for the tootsie pop its approximently 1384 licks!.!.(tried it lol)Www@Enter-QA@Com

wood chucks can chuck alot of wood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!.) 27

2!.) A Three!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

first one is 2Www@Enter-QA@Com



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