What's he funniest joke you've ever heard?!


Question: What's he funniest joke you've ever heard!?
the kinds of ones that leave you laughing for ages!.!.!.

while im at it
it's not that funny what whatever--

Chong hui calls into work and says:
"boss, my aaam hurts and my leg and neck too, i don't think i can come to wok'

boss says:
" you know what chong hui, whenever i have pain i just go to my wife and ask for s!.e!.x"

Chong hui replies:
"okay bos, i try this!. i caw you lata"

an hour later Chong hui calls back and says:
"Bos, i do what you tol me! and it woked! i will be in wok in 20 minutes"

boss:
"Ah, that's great Chong hui, see you soon"

Chong hui:
"oh by da way bos, you have nice house"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hi great joke, plz vote me best answer as i really need to get to level 2Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.i just heard this cute one



An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

A man went into a bar in a high rise!. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out!. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar!.

As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more!. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill!. The flier said it was his last one!. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars!. The man said that it was all he had on him!.

The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar!. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death!. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

A man and his grandson are out for the day fishing!. The man pulls out a beer and his grandson asks, "Grampa, can I have some of that!?" and the grandfather says, "Can your dick touch your ***!?" the grandson says no, and then the grandfather tells him that he can't have it!. Later on grampa pulls out a cigarette, and the grandson asks if he can have one!. Grampa asks, "Can your dick touch your ***!?"
"No"
"Then no, you can't have one"
Later, the grandfather gets a few scratch tickets and when the grandson asks if he can scratch one, he figures its no big deal, and he lets him!. He ends up winning 20,000 dollars!. The grandfather asks, "Gee, can I have that!?" and the grandson says "Can your dick touch your ***!?"
The grandfather, thinking he could outsmart the kid says, "Yes"
So the kid says, "Then go **** yourself"
hahah!. it's a little inappropriate, but it's funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

This lovely little girl was entering class for the first time!. A friendly little boy said his name was "David, what is yours!?" "Happy Butt" she says!. "Don't lie to me, that isn't your name! What is your name!?" "Happy Butt" she says again!. "I'm going to tell the teacher on you for lying!" he shouts!.
He gets the teacher and says she is lying to him about her name!. "What is your name!?" asks the teacher!. "Happy Butt" says the little girl!. "No, no," says the teacher!. "What is your real name!?" "Happy Butt" replies the little girl!. "Shame on you for lying!." says the teacher!. "You go straight to the principal's office right this minute!"

"Why are you here!?" asks the principal of the little girl!. "They think I'm lying when I tell them my name is Happy Butt!." said the little girl!. "Your name can't be Happy Butt" says the principal!. "I'm going to call your mother right this minute and straighten this out!. You mustn't lie to us about your name!."

The principal calls the mother and says, "We have your little girl here and she keeps telling us her name is 'Happy Butt!.'" "Oh, that must be Gladys," says the mother!.

"Well, little girl, your mother says your name is Gladys," says the principal!. The little girl replies, "Happy Butt, Glad ***, what's the difference!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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