ARE THESE KNIGHT Jokes funny or not?!
Question: ARE THESE KNIGHT Jokes funny or not!?
What was King Arthur's favourite game !?
Knights and crosses !
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder !?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
What was Camelot !?
A place where people parked their camels !
What was Camelot famous for !?
It's knight life !
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave !?
Rust in peace !
When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight !?
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
How did the Vikings send secret messages !?
By norse code !
What English King invented the fireplace !?
Alfred the grate !
What famous chiropodist ruled England !?
William the Corn-cutter!
Who invented fractions !?
Henry the 1/8th !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knights and crosses !
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder !?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
What was Camelot !?
A place where people parked their camels !
What was Camelot famous for !?
It's knight life !
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave !?
Rust in peace !
When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight !?
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
How did the Vikings send secret messages !?
By norse code !
What English King invented the fireplace !?
Alfred the grate !
What famous chiropodist ruled England !?
William the Corn-cutter!
Who invented fractions !?
Henry the 1/8th !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ooohhh ducky!.
I have just met a lovelly Knight, I think he will enjoy them as much as I do !.!.!.!.coz I
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you are a classic!.
take care flufy duckling!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have just met a lovelly Knight, I think he will enjoy them as much as I do !.!.!.!.coz I
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you are a classic!.
take care flufy duckling!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
those are very good!.!.!.star
This old man and woman were sitting at the breakfast table on the morning of their 50th anniversary!. The mans says "Honey, do you remeber what we were doing at this exact momemt 50 years ago"!? To which she replied "Yes dear we were sitting here naked eating breakfast!." He looks at her and says "So how ’bout it"!. And she said "ok"!.!.!.!.so they strip naked and are eating their breakfast when all of a sudden the woman goes "Damn, after all these years you still make my nipples hot" Her husband replies "Thats cuz one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal"Www@Enter-QA@Com
This old man and woman were sitting at the breakfast table on the morning of their 50th anniversary!. The mans says "Honey, do you remeber what we were doing at this exact momemt 50 years ago"!? To which she replied "Yes dear we were sitting here naked eating breakfast!." He looks at her and says "So how ’bout it"!. And she said "ok"!.!.!.!.so they strip naked and are eating their breakfast when all of a sudden the woman goes "Damn, after all these years you still make my nipples hot" Her husband replies "Thats cuz one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal"Www@Enter-QA@Com
What was Camelot famous for !?
It's knight life !
Who invented fractions!?
henry the 1/8th
thats probably the best 2!. but if they are for kids, they are probably all fine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's knight life !
Who invented fractions!?
henry the 1/8th
thats probably the best 2!. but if they are for kids, they are probably all fine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm - nothing like topical humourWww@Enter-QA@Com
Some made me smile but not really laugh, good try though,Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.just!.!.!.!.!.!.!.a little funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good for younger kids,
not so good for older kids!.!.!.at least not for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not so good for older kids!.!.!.at least not for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mmm!.!.Kid humor!. Cute :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love Camelot!.
I'm still laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm still laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
They're okay at best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not funny :p!. An A for effort tho!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
in a word NO!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
som wher good some wherntWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Funny!.!!!
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.!!!
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha there ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice for kids !.!.thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your very good @ this!.!.!. this is the 3rd one i caught by u todayWww@Enter-QA@Com
they're great for kids, my brother would love them!.!.!. i chuckled at a few!Www@Enter-QA@Com