Has anyone passed this test?!
Question: Has anyone passed this test!?
I was a very happy man!. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married!. There was only one little thing bothering me!.!.!.
It was her beautiful younger sister!.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less!.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view!. It had to be deliberate!. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else!!
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations!.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome!.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister!.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word!.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me!.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs!. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door!. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car!. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test!. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter!. Welcome to the family!.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was her beautiful younger sister!.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less!.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view!. It had to be deliberate!. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else!!
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations!.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome!.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister!.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word!.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me!.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs!. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door!. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car!. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test!. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter!. Welcome to the family!.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
BrilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
this moral story is definitely a life saver adviser!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.thanks for posting it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha but still i feel so sad for the guy missing that chance!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
ha ha poor champ!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha but still i feel so sad for the guy missing that chance!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
ha ha poor champ!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL nice one LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I just put this up a few hours ago bt still this makes me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is great!!!!
I would never have thought that anyone would walk away from an offer of a last fling before marriage and i was right!!!!!
lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would never have thought that anyone would walk away from an offer of a last fling before marriage and i was right!!!!!
lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe funny joke
Funny picture too, fab!. Star for both!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny picture too, fab!. Star for both!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY!!!! Dodged a bullet with that one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's wickeddddd!.
A*****Www@Enter-QA@Com
A*****Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is good and true Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is good and true Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
10 out of 10 for that one!. very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am loving that!.!.!. Nice one pet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA wow!. i will keep this with me where ever i go!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Words of Wisdom!.!.!.!.never had to pass that test but now I know how to get around it!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was primeWww@Enter-QA@Com
great joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard this one before!.!.hehe
made me laugh real hard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
made me laugh real hard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
OHHHHHH man!.!.!.!.!.!.thats sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
whaT!.!.its not making sense to meWww@Enter-QA@Com