I need jokes! Good Jokes!?!


Question: I need jokes! Good Jokes!!?
ANY JOKE, ANY TYPE!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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go type 'jokes' into the search bar!. there have been thousands of jokes posted here, you could have saved yourself 5 points and gotten more jokes than asking this question would!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

An octapus walkes into a bar and says I can play any musical instument in the world"
Irish man gives him a guitar and he plays it better than Hendrix!.
Englishman sits him infront of a piano and he plays it better than Beethoven!.
Scotish man gives him some bagpipes!.!.!.!.
After about 10 mins the octapus is fumbling about!.!.!.
"Can ye no play it" says the Scot!.
"Play it!?" The octapus replies!. "Im going to f*ck her brains out when I can figure out how to get her pajamas off"!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

1 If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off!?

2 Why does a squirrle swim on its back!?
To keep its nuts dry

3A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police!. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir!?"
"Why!?" snorts the man!. "Is there a fat bird in my car!?"

3Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female!.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

4 Q!. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex!?
A!. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich!?

5Q!. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC!?
A!. Because its finger licking good!

Q!. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common!?
A!. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

Q!. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs !?!?!?!.!.!.!.!.!.
A!. A clit around the ear and a flap across the faceWww@Enter-QA@Com

The Cost Of A Secretary
"Why did your boss jump out of the window!?" the detective at the crime scene asked the secretary!.

"I don't know!." she sobbed!. "My boss was always so nice to me!. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring!. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me!."

"And what did you say to that!?" asked the detective!.

The secretary replied, "I just said, that the other men in the office always just gave me fifty dollars!."

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this isn't very good but its the shortest one i know:

one day an old lady decided to pay her GPa visit with an 'embarressing' problem!. 'so whats the matter' the Gp asks!. she told him that she had a farting problem!. that they were silent and didn't smell but they bothered her!. her GP gave her these pills to take with every meal for two weeks and asked her to come back to see how it went!. so she religiously took the pills and returned two weeks later!. 'so have you noticed any changes' the doctor asked!. 'well yes they have become very loud but they still dont smell' she replied 'good!. now that we have sorted out your hearing, we can work on your synasis!'Www@Enter-QA@Com

a man walking a tight-rope on 1 side of the world and on the other side of the world there's a man getting oral sex from a 90yr old woman what are they BOTH thinking!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

little brother says to big sister " Do you smell"!? big sister says no!. little brother says "haha so u don't have a nose!?

Little brother says " haha you smell" then quickly says " with your nose"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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One day, long, long ago!.!.!.!.!.
there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bit!.ch!.
But this was a long time ago!.!.!.!.!.
and it was just that one day!.
The End!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes!?

Nothing! You've told her twice already!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q!. How many Masons does it take to change a light bulb!?

A!. Can't tell you!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.it's a secret!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yd the blond get fired from the m&m factory

because she threw away the E's W's and 3'sWww@Enter-QA@Com

So do IWww@Enter-QA@Com

The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."





An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."





An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."


a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.




A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."

"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "

"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."














so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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