Best blonde joke ever?!
Question: Best blonde joke ever!?
This blonde was in desperate need of money, her regular job just wasn't cutting it and she didn't have time for another job!. So she decides to visit the rich side of town and go door to door looking for odds and ends jobs for a little cash!. After a couple of hours with absolutely no luck she's very tired and ready to call it quits!. Just then she sees the biggest and most beautiful house shes ever seen and thinks, "Those people must be loaded!" So she goes up and rings the doorbell!. A very nicely dressed middle aged man answers the door!. "Yes, can I help you!?"!.!.!.!.!."Hi, I was just wondering if there's anything you need done, please I'm badly in need of money I'll do anything!."!.!.!.!.!.!."Well, you could paint my porch, how does that sound!."!.!.!.!.!."For fifty bucks it's a deal!"!.!.!.!.!.!."Wow, fifty bucks, alright then, everything you need will be in the garage!."
So the blonde immediately heads off to get started!. The wife happened to be standing nearby and say, "Are you sure she knows the porchWww@Enter-QA@Com
So the blonde immediately heads off to get started!. The wife happened to be standing nearby and say, "Are you sure she knows the porchWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol!.!.!.!.good one!
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
i heard this joke before!. it's funny!.
jess' jokes are also really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
jess' jokes are also really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ya Ive heard it b4 too its sooooo funny
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
3rd TIME I HEAR THIS JOKEWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! I love it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh hahah thats cute, i almost didnt think it was going to be funny, but its cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard it before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's an old one, but its still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'v heard this one b4Www@Enter-QA@Com