Heard at tesco?!
Question: Heard at tesco!?
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till!.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog!.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms!.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with
Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again!.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly
a guy who was behind her!.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned!. I told her no,
it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me!.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door!.
Stupid cow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.why else would I buy dog food!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog!.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms!.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with
Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again!.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly
a guy who was behind her!.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned!. I told her no,
it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me!.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door!.
Stupid cow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.why else would I buy dog food!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hi Roger K! As it was my first time of reading I thought that it was very funny, made me laugh out loud too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha this is goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was funny the first time, but this is like the 4th time seeing this today!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha this would be something that would happen to me telling someone else!.!.!. theyd be like duh I dont get it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com