Time for some fun jokes!!!!!!!


Question: Time for some fun jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.
Q: What do you take before every meal!?
A: A "seat"!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground!?
A: To get to the other slide!.

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly!?
A: It barked with de-light!


Question:
There are 5 cats on a couch!.
One jumped off!.
How many were left!?
Answer:
NONE, they were all copy cats!

What is a baby's motto
A: If at first you don't succeed cry cry again!

Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Cargo!
Cargo who!?
CarGo Beep Beep!

What must you do before you get board a bus !?
A: Get on it!

what sound do porcupines make when they kiss!?
A: Ouch

what did one fish say to the other!?
A: if you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught!.








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Answers:
get a life copy cat!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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lol those jokes remind me when i was in 1st grade thx for bringin back memoriesWww@Enter-QA@Com

not that funny

here's one

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those jokes are oldWww@Enter-QA@Com

cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

those are cute!.!.!. they are little kid jokes tho!.!.!. !?!?!!!?!? oh well ?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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