Do you suffer from insomnia, can't sleep someone make me laugh, tell me a jo!
Question: Do you suffer from insomnia, can't sleep someone make me laugh, tell me a joke , clean, dirty I don't care!.
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Wanna hear a dirty joke!? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke!? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke!? Bubbles is Micheal Jackson!.
What is the difference between a sin and shame!?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out!.
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female!.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Q!. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex!?
A!. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich!?
Q!. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC!?
A!. Because its finger licking good!
Q!. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza boy have in common!?
A!. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q!. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs !?!?!?!.!.!.!.!.!.
A!. A clit around the ear and a flap across the faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wanna hear a clean joke!? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke!? Bubbles is Micheal Jackson!.
What is the difference between a sin and shame!?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out!.
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female!.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Q!. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex!?
A!. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich!?
Q!. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC!?
A!. Because its finger licking good!
Q!. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza boy have in common!?
A!. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q!. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs !?!?!?!.!.!.!.!.!.
A!. A clit around the ear and a flap across the faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I suffer from insomnia!. One of the reasons I'm on here until 3 or 4 in the morning, or later!. I try to read a lot, I used to be able to fall asleep with a book if I got tired enough, now it doesn't work, and I can read an entire book in one night, and need another!. I know how you feel!. Maybe you should join a chat room!. I did try that for a while, but a lot of them are disgusting and they talk really nasty!. I don't enjoy that!. I did find a couple that weren't like that, but then I got bored with it!. Sorry, I can't help more!.
At least it was something to read for a minute or two!. Good luck!. Talk to your doctor, maybe he/she can give you something to help you sleep!. Ambien is good for some people!. It doesn't work for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
At least it was something to read for a minute or two!. Good luck!. Talk to your doctor, maybe he/she can give you something to help you sleep!. Ambien is good for some people!. It doesn't work for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Theres a rabbit hopping thru the woods and he comes across a bear about to light a joint!.
the rabbit says 'hey mr!. bear, don't spark that dooby, let's just hop thru the woods, enjoy the beautiful day and let nature make us happy'
the bear decides 'what the hell, i'll save it for later' and joins the rabbit hopping thru the woods!.
Then the rabbit and the bear hopping thru the woods come across a turtle about to snort some coke!.
The rabbit says 'hey mr!. turtle, dont snort that coke!. let's just hop thru the woods, enjoy the beautiful day and let nature make us happy'
The turtle puts the straw and mirror down and joins the rabbit and the bear!.
So the rabbit, the bear and the turtle come across a coyote about to shoot himself up with heroin, and the rabbit says
'Hey Mr!. Coyote, dont shoot that heroin!. let's just hop thru the woods, enjoy the beautiful day and let nature make us happy'
The coyote says "Hell no, everytime that rabbit drops ecstasy, he tries to get us all hoppin' thru the damned woods like a bunch of fairies!. he ain't gonna screw up my buzz this time!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
the rabbit says 'hey mr!. bear, don't spark that dooby, let's just hop thru the woods, enjoy the beautiful day and let nature make us happy'
the bear decides 'what the hell, i'll save it for later' and joins the rabbit hopping thru the woods!.
Then the rabbit and the bear hopping thru the woods come across a turtle about to snort some coke!.
The rabbit says 'hey mr!. turtle, dont snort that coke!. let's just hop thru the woods, enjoy the beautiful day and let nature make us happy'
The turtle puts the straw and mirror down and joins the rabbit and the bear!.
So the rabbit, the bear and the turtle come across a coyote about to shoot himself up with heroin, and the rabbit says
'Hey Mr!. Coyote, dont shoot that heroin!. let's just hop thru the woods, enjoy the beautiful day and let nature make us happy'
The coyote says "Hell no, everytime that rabbit drops ecstasy, he tries to get us all hoppin' thru the damned woods like a bunch of fairies!. he ain't gonna screw up my buzz this time!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Insomnia is just an escuse to get sleeping pills or stay up whatever suits you best lol !. Just kidding !. Hope that made you smile !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what is the difference between Michael Jackson and acne!?
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.tell me if you wanna know the answer!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.tell me if you wanna know the answer!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com