Irish drunk driver!?!
Question: Irish drunk driver!!?
Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically!. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening!.
''Aye, so I have!. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints!. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good!. I had four or five o' those!. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -- couldn't be rude, ye know!. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later!.!.!.'' And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection!. The officer sighed, and said, ''Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test!.''
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''Aye, so I have!. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints!. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good!. I had four or five o' those!. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -- couldn't be rude, ye know!. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later!.!.!.'' And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection!. The officer sighed, and said, ''Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test!.''
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Answers:
Was this the same Irishman who got stopped by a policeman and was told he must be drunk because he was swerving all over the road and he replied "thank god I thought the steering was broken"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL! why doesn't the police officer sound Irish!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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thats a good one
joke from my dad we love irish jokes!.!.!.!.we're irish!
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident!. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road!. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi!?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken!." The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves!." The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police!?" "Well," the priest says, "I don’t know what your aft’ to be tellin’ them!. But I’ll be tellin’ them I wasn’t the one drinkin’!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
joke from my dad we love irish jokes!.!.!.!.we're irish!
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident!. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road!. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi!?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken!." The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves!." The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police!?" "Well," the priest says, "I don’t know what your aft’ to be tellin’ them!. But I’ll be tellin’ them I wasn’t the one drinkin’!."Www@Enter-QA@Com