DDDirty???!
Question: DDDirty!?!?!?
who clicked on it because they thought it was a dirty joke!?
now tell me some pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
now tell me some pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol, me too!
*blushing*!.!.!.jk
umm, i think my jokes would get reported and deleted, then id loose 10 points or something!
sorry!Www@Enter-QA@Com
*blushing*!.!.!.jk
umm, i think my jokes would get reported and deleted, then id loose 10 points or something!
sorry!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home!.
An old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmasyelled out saying,
"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are!."
The old man said,
"There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools!."
One of the ornery grandmas said,
"Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age!."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers!.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said,
"You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess!?!!?"
The ornery old grandmas snickered and laughed!. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison:
"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!!
not really dirty, but hey!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmasyelled out saying,
"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are!."
The old man said,
"There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools!."
One of the ornery grandmas said,
"Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age!."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers!.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said,
"You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess!?!!?"
The ornery old grandmas snickered and laughed!. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison:
"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!!
not really dirty, but hey!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
mothers have a day called mothers day, fathers have a day called fathers day so what day do Single men have!? Palm Day!
Did you hear about the old lady that hated flies until she opened one!?
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
mothers have a day called mothers day, fathers have a day called fathers day so what day do Single men have!? Palm Day!
Did you hear about the old lady that hated flies until she opened one!?
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I clicked on it 'cause I was going through them all, and finding some for my collection!. And!.!.!.maybe!.!.!.I thought it was a dirty joke!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
looool me tooooo, dirty joke, thats a good one :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nah, thought you were gunna ask a question about sex mate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
me!.
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not me!.!.I thought it was going to be a question about sex or somthing!.!.sinse u ask questions on here lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol meWww@Enter-QA@Com
i did!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
me lol!.!.!.!.!.ill admit to it =PWww@Enter-QA@Com