Once upon a time there were three sisters...?!
Question: Once upon a time there were three sisters!.!.!.!?
ages 92, 94 and 96, and they all lived together!.
One night the 96 year old ran a bath!. She put one foot in and paused!. "Was I getting in the tub or out!?" she yelled!.
The 94 year old hollered back, "I don't know!. I'll come and see!." She started up the stairs and stopped!. She shouted, "Was I going up or coming down!?"
The 92 year old sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sister’s shook her head and said, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocked on wood for good measure!.
Then she yelled, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One night the 96 year old ran a bath!. She put one foot in and paused!. "Was I getting in the tub or out!?" she yelled!.
The 94 year old hollered back, "I don't know!. I'll come and see!." She started up the stairs and stopped!. She shouted, "Was I going up or coming down!?"
The 92 year old sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sister’s shook her head and said, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocked on wood for good measure!.
Then she yelled, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was really cute!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
the downside of being mom post 60:------
friend:come on now i want to see your new born baby!.
old mommy:not know!.!.!.!.!.!.
friend:oh but that's what you said an hour ago too!.!.!.!.why!?!?!?
old mommy:coz i forgot where i kept him and i'm waiting for him to cry!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the downside of being mom post 60:------
friend:come on now i want to see your new born baby!.
old mommy:not know!.!.!.!.!.!.
friend:oh but that's what you said an hour ago too!.!.!.!.why!?!?!?
old mommy:coz i forgot where i kept him and i'm waiting for him to cry!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and the big chief was at the door and wanted to know is this where the three sisters live and the one sister said "what sisters" and the big chief said excuse me i must be at the wrong tepeeWww@Enter-QA@Com
alright 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
I cannae be bothered!. No offence!.
Actually it is preeety funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Actually it is preeety funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny!.
Why would anyone 'knock on wood for good measure'!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why would anyone 'knock on wood for good measure'!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny!.
Why would anyone 'knock on wood for good measure'!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why would anyone 'knock on wood for good measure'!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. Very funny!.hahaha!. I wish i am not that forgetful!. Anyway I'm gonna make a comment on this!. hmmnnn!. OOpps!. I forgot the joke!. I have to read it again!Ughh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute, but kinda old ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
That sounds like me and I am only 45 lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Old people are to cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh bugger!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was pretty good :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats cute and funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
wait was i going to get the doorWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol,those darn forgetful people!. j/kWww@Enter-QA@Com
how is this even a question!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
made me smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was cute!!! i liked it =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was good hehe thank uWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i liked it!.!.!. funny~Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is sad!. It's just that my grandmother has alzheimers, so I am used to that, so it is not funny to me!. sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com