The Mommy Test....?!
Question: The Mommy Test!.!.!.!.!?
A woman was out walking with her then 4 year old daughter!.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth!. The mother asked her not to do that!.
"Why!?"
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs!."
At this point, she looked at her mother with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff!?"
"Uh," she was thinking quickly, "Everyone knows this stuff!. "Um, it's on the mommy test!. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mommy!."
"Oh!."
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information!.
"I get it!" she beamed!. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the daddy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth!. The mother asked her not to do that!.
"Why!?"
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs!."
At this point, she looked at her mother with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff!?"
"Uh," she was thinking quickly, "Everyone knows this stuff!. "Um, it's on the mommy test!. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mommy!."
"Oh!."
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information!.
"I get it!" she beamed!. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the daddy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHAHA funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. That was funny!.
Here's one of mine:
There were 3 mothers with their children in a therapy office!.
The therapist went up to the first mother and said, "You are obsessed with candy that's why you named your daughter Candy"
Then he went to the next mother and said, "You are obsessed with phones so you named your son Fido"
Before the therapist could go to the last mother, she whispered to her son, "Come on D!<K lets get out of here"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's one of mine:
There were 3 mothers with their children in a therapy office!.
The therapist went up to the first mother and said, "You are obsessed with candy that's why you named your daughter Candy"
Then he went to the next mother and said, "You are obsessed with phones so you named your son Fido"
Before the therapist could go to the last mother, she whispered to her son, "Come on D!<K lets get out of here"Www@Enter-QA@Com
rofl!.!.!.!.good one!.!.!.!.star
This 4 year old boy was acting up one day!. So his mom says"why cant you behave yourself for once!.!" So the little boy says"Mommy ill be good for a quarter"!? She says"for crying out loud!.!.!.!.!.why cant you be like your father!.!.!.!.be good for nothing!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
This 4 year old boy was acting up one day!. So his mom says"why cant you behave yourself for once!.!" So the little boy says"Mommy ill be good for a quarter"!? She says"for crying out loud!.!.!.!.!.why cant you be like your father!.!.!.!.be good for nothing!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the original joke:
The second woman was said by the therapist:
You named your daughter Brandy because of your habitual obsession with alcoholWww@Enter-QA@Com
The second woman was said by the therapist:
You named your daughter Brandy because of your habitual obsession with alcoholWww@Enter-QA@Com
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ROFL!.!. honestly loved it!.!. hehehehe
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