Man Rules - Part Two...?!
Question: Man Rules - Part Two!.!.!.!?
Man Rules - Part Two!.!.!.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked!.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos!. Ever!. Issue closed!.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything!.
15: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers!.
16: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy!.
17: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer!.
19: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i!.e!., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc!. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need!.
21: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue!.
22: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas!?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox!. End of story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked!.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos!. Ever!. Issue closed!.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything!.
15: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers!.
16: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy!.
17: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer!.
19: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i!.e!., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc!. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need!.
21: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue!.
22: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas!?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox!. End of story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
those are like unwritten, unsaid rules!. i dont agree with 20!. never talk to a stranger in a bathroom!. its cool to talk to a friend!. and 21!. the sky blue is okay for a classic car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rule #23: Establish with your girl, in advance, that if she asks "Does this make me look fat!?" you will answer "YES!" because a stupid question deserves a stupid answer!.
Rule #24: Unless you know your girlfriend is receptive to another woman in the bedroom, DO NOT mention the term "threesome" unless you are talking about your golf outing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rule #24: Unless you know your girlfriend is receptive to another woman in the bedroom, DO NOT mention the term "threesome" unless you are talking about your golf outing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
true againWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol againWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, I love Rule #22!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
#15!. now i'm sure i'm in troubleWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes your right man does ruleWww@Enter-QA@Com