Translation of Female Speak...?!
Question: Translation of Female Speak!.!.!.!?
Translation of Female Speak!.!.!.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour!. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house!.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm!. This means something, and you should be on your toes!. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine!.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission!. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men!. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing!. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing!.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man!. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake!.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint!. Just say you're welcome!. (I want to add in a clause here: This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all!. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'!.!.!. that will bring on a 'whatever')!.
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself!. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong!?' For the woman's response refer to # 3!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour!. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house!.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm!. This means something, and you should be on your toes!. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine!.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission!. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men!. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing!. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing!.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man!. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake!.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint!. Just say you're welcome!. (I want to add in a clause here: This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all!. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'!.!.!. that will bring on a 'whatever')!.
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself!. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong!?' For the woman's response refer to # 3!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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