Is this true are Dogs the same as Men?!


Question: Is this true are Dogs the same as Men!?
How Dogs and Men Are the Same


1!. Both take up too much space on the bed!.

2!. Both have irrational fears about vacuuming!.

3!. Both mark their territory!.

4!. Neither tells you what's bothering them!.

5!. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous!.

6!. Neither does any dishes!.

7!. Neither notice when you get your hair cut!.

8!. Both like dominance games!.

9!. Both are suspicious of the postman!.

12!. Neither understands what you see in cats!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Loved It!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha, thats funny and totally true, (well it depends how different you are to other men i suppose) you've got me laughing everywhere!. you are very smart and deffinately tell the truth!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol! Haha!

Hey, I realise that your jokes are quite good!.

Come up with more - I'll be supportin' ya!

Nice one!

Regards,
reym!.hobbes :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

so true!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

However, dogs have mastered loyalty, men are still a long way behind!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Harsh" she says, but oh so true, lol!. Well done, Ive had a good laugh on here tonight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

it all true!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

well, thats why are dogs are men best friend
(( they are the same ))
nice question ,lol
(^-^)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahha that is so true!:)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is excellent and True Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers that got me thinking, lol!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

excellentWww@Enter-QA@Com

So true do you have a dog or a bloke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

some maybe true but what happened to 10 and 11!?!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

We don`t like cats ,we like pussyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Aww!.!.!. that's kinda harsh!.

(Yes!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com

very nice! star 4u! ***Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha
never a truer word said!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes very true!.!.!.!.!.!.damn post man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

good except for number 7!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

aint that the truth!.!.!.!.!.!.


very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha!.!.!.true for men!.!.!.!.!.!.no further coments !.!.!.!.!.u all are intelligent pll!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

yes but do you know Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women!?

Dogs love it when your friends come over!.

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo!.

Dogs think you sing great!.

Dogs don't cry!.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink!.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late!.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you!.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs!.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name!.

Dogs are excited by rough play!.

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away!.

Dogs love red meat!.

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair!.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog!.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it!.

Dogs don't shop!.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor!.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long!.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship!.

A dog's parents never visit!.

Dogs love long car trips!.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions!.

Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted!.

Dogs like beer!.

Dogs don't hate their bodies!.

No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album!.

No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood!.

Dogs never criticize!.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across!.

Dogs never expect gifts!.

It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house!.

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had!.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer!.

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives!.

Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one!.

You never have to wait for a dog!. They're ready to go 24 hours a day!.

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry!.

Dogs don't borrow your shirts!.

Dogs never want foot-rubs!.

Dogs can't talk!.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk!.

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. How Dogs and Men Are the Same
Both take up too much space on the bed!.
Both are threatened by their own kind!.
Both mark their territory!.
Both are bad at asking you questions!.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches!.
Neither does any dishes!.
Both pass gas shamelessly!.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut!.
Both like dominance games!.
Both are suspicious of the postman!.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone!.
Neither understands what you see in cats!.

2!. How Dogs Are Better Than Men
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public!.
Dogs miss you when you're gone!.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong!.
Dogs don't criticize your friends!.
Dogs admit when they're jealous!.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out!.
Dogs do not play games with you--except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw)!.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence!.
You can train a dog!.
Dogs are easy to buy for!.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams!.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas!. (OK!. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you!.)
Dogs understand what no means!.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside!.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner!.
Dogs admit it when they're lost!.
Dogs are color blind!.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do!.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you!.

3!. Where Dogs Fall Short
Men only have two feet that track in mud!.
Men can buy you presents!.
Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block!.
Men are a little bit more subtle!.
Dogs have dog breath all the time!.
Men can do math stuff!.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it!.
And the number one reason dogs fall short!.!.!. It's fun to dry off a wet man!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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