Help they are after me?!
Question: Help they are after me!?
"Boss, I've got to have a raise," the salesman said to his sales manager!. "There are three other companies after me!."
"Is that a fact!?" the manager asked!. "What other companies are after you!?"
"The electric company, the phone company, and the gas company!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Is that a fact!?" the manager asked!. "What other companies are after you!?"
"The electric company, the phone company, and the gas company!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha, you just get funnier and funnier, what other jokes you got :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
duckisba !.!.!.!.this is my definition of a joke !.!.it is funny!.it is clever !.!.use this as an example!.!.!.
A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning!.!.!.
Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table!.
He looks into his small bowl!.
It is empty!. 'Who's been eating my porridge!?' he squeaks!.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair!.
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty!.
'Who's been eating my porridge!?!!?' he roars!.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through
this with you idiots!?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first!.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house!.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee!.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away!.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen!.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold, early morning air to fetch
the newspaper and croissants!.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table!.
It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter
tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water!.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs
and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully,
because I'm only going to say this once!.!.!.!.
I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YETWww@Enter-QA@Com
A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning!.!.!.
Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table!.
He looks into his small bowl!.
It is empty!. 'Who's been eating my porridge!?' he squeaks!.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair!.
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty!.
'Who's been eating my porridge!?!!?' he roars!.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through
this with you idiots!?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first!.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house!.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee!.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away!.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen!.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold, early morning air to fetch
the newspaper and croissants!.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table!.
It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter
tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water!.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs
and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully,
because I'm only going to say this once!.!.!.!.
I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YETWww@Enter-QA@Com
A classic old one, buddy!.
But good job anyways!. Keep up!
Regards,
reym!.hobbesWww@Enter-QA@Com
But good job anyways!. Keep up!
Regards,
reym!.hobbesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, spiffy [:Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahhahaha very funny!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that basically covers them allWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.i also need the raise!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha I know the feeling,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
like ryem said it's a classic!.
But it still makes me lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But it still makes me lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha
u so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
u so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha
sadly so true!!!!
LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sadly so true!!!!
LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
star 4 u again! *****Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
They are after all of us Chris, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are after all of us Chris, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com