Why did the chicken cross the road? - here are some answers to the long time Que!


Question: Why did the chicken cross the road!? - here are some answers to the long time Question!?
-BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
-JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
-HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure – right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.!.!.!.!.!.
-DR!. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Ha ha ha!. You are bad!.

You make me laugh so hard, my coffee is coming out of my nose!.

Please put a warning label next time!.
Don't drink when you read this joke!.

I am giving you a star!.

My version of "Why Chicken cross the road!?"
The McDonald is on the other side so it is safer!.
Nobody like to eat McChicken because they prefer KFC!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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that's GREATWww@Enter-QA@Com

*giggle* : )Www@Enter-QA@Com

I!. HAVE A DREAM!. THAT CHICKENS WILL ONE DAY ABLE TO CROSS ROADS, WITHOUT THEIR PERSONAL INTENTIONS BEING QUESTIONED!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Brilliant!. Star for U!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

-MARVELL
because it wanted to get at the worm on the other side of the roadWww@Enter-QA@Com

they were funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol yep sounds like Dr!. Phil completely lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I chuckled =)
Have a good dayWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA!.!.!.that was nice!.!.!.heres a star for u!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

one more{GOODYEAR}
we just invented run flat chickenWww@Enter-QA@Com

i know the answer to this question !.!.!. it coz!.!. the chicken herd that sadam!.!.!. hussan was on the other side !.!. as hes dead !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the chicken cross the road!? -
-BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
-JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
-HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure – right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.!.!.!.!.!.
-DR!. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems!.
well narratedWww@Enter-QA@Com



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