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Question: Does anyone know any!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
does anyone know any good and funny blonde jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
or infact any funny jokes!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
There's an old couple who own a ranch in America who have 2 daughters, one blond and one brunette!. When the couple died, they left their daughters $1000 and one female cow!. Thinking they need a way to get more money, the daughters look in the newspaper for a bull they can breed with their cow, and see one for $1000!. They are a bit unsure (it will cost all their money), but the blonde goes to the town to buy it!. When she gets there, she sees that the bull is actually $999!.99, so she has 1 cent left!. She buys the bull, and then realises that she has left her mobile phone at home, so she can't call her sister to come and collect her and the bull!. She goes to the post office to send a telegram, but is told she can only send one word with 1 cent!. She goes away to think about it, and comes back a while later to tell the man what she wants to send!. She tells the man to send the word 'comfortable'!. When asked why, she said, "Well, my sister is a blonde, and she says every word aloud as she reads it, so to her it will sound like 'come for ta bull'"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A blond goes to the zoo and gets a tour when she comes to the elephants she is intrigued and stays silent, when she comes to the monkeys she's still intrigued and stays silent, she's silent for the whole tour until the zoo keeper leads her to the cheetahs and announces "These are all cheetahs", the blond is silent for a moment before shaking her head and looks at the cheetahs and says "Now if I was your girlfriend you'd be dumped"!.

Corny but good and very true!. lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4





These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.



They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.

why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet


Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.



Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet


how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box



this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

The Labour Pary has today changed their emblem from a rose to a condom, as it more accurately reflects their political stance!.
A condom allows for inflation, Halts Production, Destroys the next generation, Protects a bunch of pricks, and gives us a sence of security while your actually being screwed!.




Farmer Giles gets a phone call from his farm hand "Ive run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive!.!.!.!.!.!.!.shoot it says the farmer, and them bury him!.!.!.!.!.!.gets another phone call " Done that, what shall I do with his F*****g speed camera!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first!?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette!.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country!.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home!?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try!.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157!."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car!.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said!.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back!?"

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger!.
First Blonde:

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up!. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

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sum people r blonde, like me!.!.!. blondes r not dumb, and ur just a bully making fun of me!. i always get a's in school and i go to enrichment every week!. im smarter then alot of people my age, and in high school, (im 11) and its just not nice!. u know what!? i'll report ur question, cuz it is not rite!. there r things i wanna say to u rite now but im not gonna say it cus it isnt too nice!. just think about how many feelings u've hurt!. u JERK!!!!!!

u guys r damn sickosWww@Enter-QA@Com

a blonde was walking down the road ,she saw another blonde in the middle of a field !.she was sitting in a boat rowing ,the first blonde said it;s people like you that gives blondes a bad name ,if i could swim i would come out there and kick your @@sWww@Enter-QA@Com

I only know sick ones!.!.!.

The least offensive blonde one I know is probably: What do you get if you turn a blonde upside down!? A brunette with really bad breath

Thank you - I'm here all week :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Here is a decent blonde joke

Q Why are UFOs like smart blondes!?

A You always hear about them but you never actually see any!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

no, but not all blondes are dumb, so why ask for blondes jokes, i am long blonde, but far from stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

so sorry!. i dunno know any!. :( so sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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