Can this old joke still get a laugh...Jim and Edna were both patients in a menta!
Question: Can this old joke still get a laugh!.!.!.Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital!.!?
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end!. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there!. Edna promptly jumped in to save him!. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out!.
When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable!.
When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news!.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act shows that you have a sound mind!. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him!. I am so sorry, but he's dead!."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry!. How soon can I go home!?”Www@Enter-QA@Com
When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable!.
When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news!.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act shows that you have a sound mind!. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt in the bathroom right after you saved him!. I am so sorry, but he's dead!."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry!. How soon can I go home!?”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Brilliant one
Here's one to go with it
A patient at a Mental Institution hung himself from the ceiling of the activity room of the hospital!. Right below him another patient sat comfortably in a chair quietly reading a book he found earlier!. Not long after, one of the nurses entered the room and was shocked to see the man hanging from the ceiling!.
She went directly to the man reading the book under the hanging patient!. "What in God's name happened here!?" she asked him!.
"He thinks he's a light bulb" replied the reading patient!.
Shocked, she asked "Why the Hell did you just leave him hanging there!?"
The patient replied, "And what!? read in the dark!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's one to go with it
A patient at a Mental Institution hung himself from the ceiling of the activity room of the hospital!. Right below him another patient sat comfortably in a chair quietly reading a book he found earlier!. Not long after, one of the nurses entered the room and was shocked to see the man hanging from the ceiling!.
She went directly to the man reading the book under the hanging patient!. "What in God's name happened here!?" she asked him!.
"He thinks he's a light bulb" replied the reading patient!.
Shocked, she asked "Why the Hell did you just leave him hanging there!?"
The patient replied, "And what!? read in the dark!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
At one time, I thought it was funny!. Can't say I find the humor in it so much now that I actually work in a mental institution!.!.!.too close to home I guess! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha,haaa! Together with Vampire bat, you got the whole story!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny ! Very funny!.!.!. o those patients!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol yeap funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
right away! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha i havent heard that one before very nice :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've never heard that joke before, but it made me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol yes it can !!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i'd say it canWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'd say it canWww@Enter-QA@Com
maybe with kids i liked itWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes i had a good laugh at it anyway!. lol!. good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com